Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Rage

I'm cool with that

So long as they have to be killed in gladitorial combat...
In a restaurant.
"Would you like a table?"
"Nope, I want to eat on the floor... Carpet for five, please"

Tamhansen

Nope. Zootanism is a pacifist if religion. Think I'll have to beat that in.

If I decided all virgin's are to be sacrificed to me, alive. Along with the non virgins
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

*growl* I would fight you to the last breath... Them(female) virgins are MINE!

... if I took all the female virgins, leaving you with the males ones?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

#4603
You can have the virgins. Leaves me with the experienced gals. Way more fun.

Just remember they're only virgin once, then they're mine.

If I went all David Koresh?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

No idea who(or what) that is, but sure...

Gah... you got me there... now I want the experienced women too... I am greedy like that...:P

...If I lectured you on Brazilian soccer?

Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Go ahead

If I didn't listen being too busy with all those women?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

haha... the women have gone... or are you still asleep? I paid them already :P

... If I poured cold water over your head to wake you up?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Paid? They'd never leave me, no matter what you paid. Once you go Kat....

If I just shrugged and gave you a lecture on water conservation?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Lol... nice one... But they have left, adn I have paid them... which means...

... If I fell asleep half-way through?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

I'd keep talking so you dreamt about it.

If I taught you the ways of zootarism
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Yeah... why not? My world views might be wrong, anyway...

... If I portrayed my view on political correctness?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

You can try I don't believe in PC. I call a spade a spade, and no that's not a racial slur.

If I told you the first step to enlightenment is insanity?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

I would believe you, and proceed... enlightened :P

... If I told you I am not really insane?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

I said first step. Like AA we have many steps

I'd believe you very few people are truly insane, while still able to function in society, I'm just lucky that way.

If I said step two was renouncing the idea of ownership, both physically and mentally?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Eh... I would ask you to explain yourself...

... if I asked you to explain yourself?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

I will explain one day in the politics and religion forum

If I asked you to not think what I mean by it, but what it means to you?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

yeah afteri sorted my fried brain lol

.... became a hermit?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

As long as I can be your cavemate.

If I brought you chocolate cake?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

you can be my cavemate when you bring me that chocolate cake *grins*

... decided I wanted lemon instead of chocolate cake?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

what, and go all the way back. Most hermit caves aren't next to a bakery :P

Ok lemon cake then

If I made a chocolate lemon cake?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

o.O waht an interesting combination... ok you win :P

... told you i liked watching Wild Krats?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

The PBS show? don't think the cave has good reception being secluded and all, but sure.

If i told you I prefer justice friends?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Cool... no idea, but still...

... If I said you guys are all nuts, and I like you the better for it?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

absolutely! *grins manically*

... that I though you fit rather well in my insanity?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Wait. i thought you were part of my delusions

If i told you i thought the whole world was just an illusion?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.