If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Insanityenviesme]

Mmm.. and make everyone there effing jealous...

If I wanted to sneak you into my office to hide you under my desk, would you make my very important meeting very difficult for me?

[De h u m a n i z e Me]

In every way possible.

If I was hiding under your desk, how quiet could you be?

[Insanityenviesme]

Not too quiet... I'll have to cough a whole hell of a lot >:)

If I tried to squirm away when it gets too much, would you pull me back?

[De h u m a n i z e Me]

Mmhmm. ;)

Once I'd finished pleasing you, would you return the favor?

[Insanityenviesme]

Greedily

If I lost control and our cover was blown, would you force us to a halt?

[Antioch]

Sure just make sure we hide the car good.

If I was on the verge of a big mistake would you tell me?

[Autumn52]

Yes I would,

If I was getting flirty with your brother would you get jealous?

[TheLegionary]

LOL! Of course, I would!

If I did not get jealous if you flirted my brother, would you think I am gay?

[Autumn52]

No, I would think you didn't care

If I ask you out on a romantic date would you let me pay? If I wanted to.

[SpiralSpider]

Sure.

If I was severely depressed would you try to help or would you look the other way?

[Autumn52]

I would try to help, I have been there and I know that people looking the other way is not what you need when you are depressed even though sometimes that is what you want.

If I offered to help you would you let me? In anything, not just depression. Like if you were painting your house would you let me help, even if I suck.

[SpiralSpider]

Yes. But sometimes an offer to help makes me feel like I'm worthless.

If I showed you my silly collections would you laugh at me?

[Heidili]

No, because silly collections are susually far more interesting then serious ones.

If I offered you just ONE potato chip, would you take it?

[Antioch]

Yep and then I would want more

If I wanted more would you give me more?

[Heidili]

Nope cause I already ate'em all. *sucks fingers clean*

If I asked you to go buy me more would you?

[Antioch]

Yes in exchange for repayment

If I bought your chips would you repay me?

[Autumn52]

with hugs and kisses and a cherry on top. *Giggles*

If I didnt want chips would you buy me a brownie?

[jilorbb]

I'd make special brownies.... just for you.

If I wanted to nap could I borrow your bed?

[Antioch]

Sure fifteenth door on the right second to the left third one straight ahead and dont stop till you see the giant monster, then its on the right.

If I let you use my bed would you let me tie you to it?

[jilorbb]

Maybe for a while.  ;)

Would you use rope or silk scarves?

[gaggedLouise]

@Antioch:
Yes, I'd be looking forward to that.

Having tied my feet to the lower posts, would you tie my hands behind my back or to the upper posts?

[Antioch]

Jilobb: Silk scarf and rope together ;)
Louise: Upper posts :)

Having you both tied on my bed would you entertain me?

[gaggedLouise]

Yes, to the best of our skills.
Seeing that both me and jilorbb are trans, would you make one of us penetrate the other or take on both of us yourself?

[Antioch]

Hmm lets see I would force you two to take on each other whilst watching ;)

If I watched, Would you two enjoy me watching?

[jilorbb]

(Sorry, Louise... I'm not trans...)

I'd feel self concious unless you were participating somehow, Antioch.