What is the Avatar Above You Thinking! (2.0)

[Kazyth]

Lord I hope someone remembered the Gatorade.

[Backdraft]

"I stole all these clothes, but I refuse to wear anything but this towel."

[Shekinah]

I hope they don't find out I was the one that farted

[Backdraft]

"Though the journey was long and arduous, I have crafted the finest armor, perfected the artistry of blade-fighting and gained enlightenment at the feet of the gods. I have defeated the mighty counter-top glass, trekked across the Keys of Doom, and even caught the Great Rope. Today, my journey comes to a close. Today, the great battle is waged. Today, it ends."

[TheLegionary]

Do you know that calling 911 without a fire is a serious felony? If so, why did you call me?

[Mirrah]

"Flex harder. Flex stronger. Flex longer."

[TheLegionary]

Where is that bastard millionaire who told me to join him in his private yacht?

[Belle33]

Atlas had better return from his coffee break soon - this world is getting heavy.

[Kazyth]

Alright, I posed for the picture, give me my pants back!

[Backdraft]

"If I stand still long enough, the guard will think I'm just another greek statue."

[Kazyth]

There's a fire in here, but that guy hasn't moved.  Does he think he's actually a Greek statue?

[The Lady in Gray]

First nudity, then the bitches.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

Why doesn't anyone ever get brave enough to look under the sheet?

[Deamonbane]

Why... you surprised me. I wasn't expecting you!

[The Lady in Gray]

Did I just get shot? That's mildly distressing.

[Victorian]

What is the eroticism of mummification anyway?

[Kazyth]

If I stand still and look thoughtful, they'll never know it was me that broke wind.  My coat'll hide it.

[Gypsywoman]

I think see tomorrow from here.

[Backdraft]

"You've heard of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, right? Well, I'm not her, but I have this medallion. . ."

[Deamonbane]

I save kittens from burning buildings. What have you done today?

[Sebile]

I'll show you the difference between my gun 'n my pistol.

[The Lady in Gray]

Why did they have to freeze frame us just inches from each other??? x.x

[AmbrosiaPudding]

The life of a woman is never easy.

[Victorian]

Is the giant crane coming to pick me up and take me as a prize?

[Kazyth]

Did I leave the oven on?  I think I turned it of... maybe not though... damn.