Guilty or not guilty

[BaronS]

Not guilty...so either all my partners have been creative or I just hadnt thought about buying the Kama Sutra. You decide.


Ever dated someone totally batshit insane just because the sex was THAT good?

[Lilias]

Not guilty. WTFness doesn't feature among my turn-ons.

Have you ever dumped someone just so they wouldn't dump you first?

[Skye]

Guilty

Ever struck up a conversation with a vague acquaintance (not a friend), just to cut in line?   

[Dreamweaver]

Not guilty.

Ever have someone start up a conversation with you that you can't remember from Adam, and you smile and converse back simply because you don't want to look foolish by asking who the hell they are?

[Avis habilis]

Guilty.

Ever had a phone conversation you were only half paying attention to because you were chatting online at the same time?

[Lilias]

Guilty. Repeatedly.

Ever dialled the wrong number and stayed on the line anyway because the other person sounded cute?

[Greg MD]

Not guilty

Ever read something here on E that you wish you hadn't, or gotten involved with an RP that you wish you hadn't, because it gave you mental images you could've done without?

[Skye]

Not guilty

Every thought you had a dirty mind, but found out it was 'vanilla flavored' after all?

[kitten]

Not guilty  ;D

Ever said "lol" rather than acutally laughing?

[Shiri]

not guilty
Ever screamed in a theater?

[Neferus Andolini]

Not guilty.

Ever cried in a theater .. to a movie you're not supposed to cry to?

[minkflavoredcheese]

Guilty. "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" and "Pineapple Express" were just that funny.

Ever read the Kama Sutra, just because it was there?

[BaronS]

Guilty...was bored one day after researching in a library for hours so decided to pick something totally random to look at for a while.

Ever called an adult phone line?

[Avis habilis]

Guilty. I plead adolescence.

Ever dialled 911 by mistake?

[Silk]

Not guilty, I dont think 911 works in the uk

Do you materbate every night?

[Neferus Andolini]

Umm.. not EVERY night.. >_>;

Have you ever tried/succeeded at secretly masturbating while someone was in the room?

[Parfait]

...Guilty :-[

Have you ever had sex with someone else in the house/room?

[Paradox]

Guilty, a few times.

In the house, there was a Catholic priest dining downstairs. That one still cracks us up.

In the room at a party...most of them were passed out, but they could have simply been lying in a stupor and watching without realizing it.

Have you ever watched someone else have sex-- with or without their consent/knowledge? (and I don't mean pre-recorded pornography)

[Lithos]

Guilty, altough people were watching me too, me and friend were in same tent and both got company for the night, was at rock festival but I will not tell which one and when :p

Have you ever feared that you like things that your s/o would not like sexually, and been too embarrassed to ask?

[Dreamweaver]

Guilty.


Have you ever found out about something sexual wanted by your SO that was so freakish it even squicked you out?

[BaronS]

...guilty.  But then again Im pretty vanilla - Im sure a lot of you could put up with a lot worse than me.


OK - Ever had your SO use a name or phrase with someone else thats made you go "But thats what you say to ME!"

[Paradox]

Guilty; she'll use a few of the nicknames on her pets  ::)

Have you ever accidentally called someone else by the names you call your SO?

[Avis habilis]

Not guilty.

Ever had your SO innocently call you by a nickname that you couldn't stand, but said nothing about it because you didn't want to hurt the other party's feelings?

[Mathim]

Guilty.

My GF calls me 'baby' whenever she says bye on the phone, I hate that, I'm supposed to be the one calling HER that.

Ever get half-way into trying to tell your SO that you want to try something freaky and then chicken out/change your mind (regardless of what happened next)?

[Merlyn]

Not Guilty.  My last probably wouldn't have let me chicken out anyway, if she liked the idea.

Ever lie to your S/O about the amount of enjoyment you got out of sex with said S/O.