Corrupt a wish

[Dys Astyr]

Wish granted, but the friendly aliens that helped us do it suddenly seem not so friendly... O_O


I wish I wasn't having creative block...

[Wolfie]

Granted... The next morning you wake up with millions of ideas, eventually developing a cult following to yourself as 'God'. Several months later an idea goes horribly wrong and you blow up Earth. Sucks don't it?  >:)

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted!

[Kiurial]

Granted, but you yourself are corrupted instead.  You live out the rest of your days planning and executing all manner of dastardly deeds, all of which ultimately fail in spectacular fashion because you bought your supplies out of the ACME catalog.

I wish for the ability to change one event in my past.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted but then I sit on the console and send you to a parallel dystopian future instead

I wish that the weather isn't so hot today....

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, but now you have an ice age.

I wish I won the lottery.

[Wolfie]

Granted, but several hundred also won the same lottery, leaving the prize as nothing more than pocket change.

I wish I was a wolf.

[wordzmythe]

Granted.

warghhagghharlearghaglewolf

But now you can't understand what I'm typing because you are a wolf.

I wish something sexy would happen to me soon.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted.  A good-looking masseuse has you on the table and is giving you a full body massage with 10W-30 weight oil.

I wish I had some fried chicken right now.

[TaurusBeresford]

You hear a noise in the kitchen, and upon inspection you find a pan of oil on the stove and it's heating up. Suddenly behind you the fridge door opens and a bag of chicken floats across the room. The cabinet doors open and several spices come out along with a bowl. The cannister of flour opens and like a wisp of smoke all of the dry ingredients float into the bowl. The chicken is removed from the bag and a piece at a time is rinsed under the faucet and dipped in the mix before being placed into the hot oil. The pan makes a lot of popping noise as the chicken fries. In the mean time a plate and utensils is set upon the table. After a while the chicken is done and the pan floats to the table. As it nears the plate, the chicken floats out onto the plate. It looks exceptionally delicious and you sit to eat. Before you can touch the food however, the ghost of a chicken appears on the table before you and clucks everytime you try to eat.


Wish there were more players that were interested in descriptive story lines with me than just a porno plot.

[Stone]

Granted. Those players are from the planet Zomishceinen and only speak Zomikron, which is a seven dimensional language and hence, beyond our comprehension. Toodles.

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good. (Pearl Jam!)

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, but you could never find the person to deliver the news to.

I wish I had an in-house maid/cook.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted, you ARE the in-house maid / cook :P

I wish I has for ears and tail :P

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, you ARE the in-house maid / cook :P

I wish I has for ears and tail :P

How is that different from now though!? :)

OT: Granted. You're a gorilla.

I wish I had a personal masseur.

[Kiurial]

Granted, but there would be mandatory happy endings, and not necessarily for you...

I wish I had the ability to change one event in history, solely for my own selfish benefit.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but the shift in the time line alters your personality completely and you no longer enjoy whatever benefit you got from it.

I wish I had the ability to fast forward through dreary tasks, 80s movie montage style.  ;D

[Boatman]

Granted, you can fast forward, but the old 80's button keeps getting stuck and you miss everything except your sleep.

I wish I could teleport myself intact and fully functioning wherever I liked in the world, let's say, not wishing to be greedy, once a day.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but due to a glitch in the system, you are unable to interact with anything in the new environs, and you never get to teleport to the same place twice.

I wish I had a portal to a magical dimension that I could use at will so I could split my time between the mundane and story-esque adventures, and thus never get sick of either.

[Boatman]

Which worked well until you got locked in Sir Boatalot's castle and weren't able to get back to the portal.
"Endless washing up for you lass, I am afraid."

I wish I could play characters of my choice in my stories and escape back to reality at will (what do you mean that was plagiarising the last wish?)

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but unfortunately while you were gone, some insane person in a cowboy hat has had to continue the stories in your absence from reality and things get quite strange.  ;)


I wish Sir Boatalot get's a good whooping from whatever lass he has locked up.

I wish that I had a spacecraft with faster than light capabilities so I could see the universe.

[Boatman]

You do. And for a while you enjoy flying round the universe until you get totally lost. You call in at a habitable world and are immediately captured by Sir Boatalot.
"Endless washing up for you lass, I am afraid."

I wish I could sing without frightening people.

[Stone]

Granted. Now your songs make rats follow you everywhere instead.

I wish we had hoverboard transport everywhere already.

[wordzmythe]

Granted.  It indeed goes everywhere.  No choice in the matter.

Want to go to the store?  First it takes you everwhere else, then the store?

Want to go back home.  Everywhere first, then your house.

The novelty wears off fast.


I wish I had a Halloween costume that would turn heads.

[Stone]

Granted. When you wear it, it turns your head to the right. It's a Jack Black invention.

I wish there were a few good scary movies out this year. It's been a lame year for scary movies.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, a movie comes out that's so good and so scary it gets banned and you are unable to see it.

I wish that could blow things up with my mind.  ;D

[Stone]

Granted. You can blow anything up with your mind, but only if the mind is in direct contact with it. So the first thing that blows up is the cranial fluid inside your head. Then your head.

I wish everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. O:)