Corrupt a wish

[Autumn52]

granted but there is so much hair you can't see anything EVER

I wish you would get lost in my hair. *LOL*

[Mordred]

Granted.. but I get pulled down into Micro-Modred-Mode.. and the super small voice you hear as I slide down your luscious red strands.. 'weeeeeee'.. repeated forrrrrrrever.. drive you mad. Not to mention the tiny little bites you feel on your neck late at night as you sleep, as my fangs require no site. They tickle more than anything else, my fangs being super duper small in this mini-state. But still.

I wish I could truly do this shifting into super small.. just to do such naughty little things.. but always being able to shift back to full size when needed. (trying, fruitlessly, to cover THAT base)

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but you get stuck in someone's ear and can't get out :)

I wish my body didn't hurt :(

[Dovel]

Granted, but the only way it doesn't hurt is if I massage it all the time. Now your stuck with me~


I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning.

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but you only don't have to get up if you come hop in my bed and hide under the covers with me :) Now you're stuck with me :)

I wish I hadn't messed up my nails when I painted them last night :(

[boegiboe]

Granted, you got the rest of yourself messy instead!

I wish I had a yummy hot chocolate drink

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but I've poisoned it. :)

I wish my dog hadn't gotten into my food while I was in the bathroom and now it's all gone :(

[DeadCell]

Granted, however now the dog gets into your food right in front of you

I wish I could turn invisible

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but then you have to walk around naked in public so nobody sees your floating clothes. :)

I wish my chin didn't hurt :(

[DeadCell]

Granted but now your face hurts...

I wish I could be in a movie

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but you must star in a porn movie with me :)

I wish my hair were longer :(

[DeadCell]

That's not so corrupted ;)

Granted, however it is now over 100 meters long and you are locked up in a tower by an evil mastermind...maybe me :D

[sweetgirl91]

That's not very corrupted either :) And you forgot a wish :)

I wish I had larger dogs

[Flaming]

Granted, you are now the owner of this

I wish I had whiskers

[Autumn52]

granted but they are so long that you keep tripping on them

I wish I could join Flaming in his fire and create a hotter fire between the two of us

[Flaming]

Granted, but now the two of us are consumed in our reciprocal passion

I wish it would be in my power to grant the above (damn!)

[Autumn52]

granted but we never leave our passionate state and lose our jobs and home and money *oh well at least we be satisfied*

I wish I could be consumed by Flamings passions

[Flaming]

Granted, granted, granted!
Now, how do I corrupt that?

Well, babe, you know, it would be beautiful, but it won't last. As all wonderful things : )

I wish Xandi blew me a kiss

[Autumn52]

granted but I get carried away and kiss your entire body  >:) >:)

I wish I could kiss Flamings ENTIRE body

[Flaming]

granted but I get carried away and kiss your entire body  >:) >:)

I don't get how that counts as a corruption...

Granted but then you develop an addiction


I wish this was for real : )

[Story Tale]

Granted, but only for 10 seconds, then you go back to fantasy land and you know exactly what you are missing.

I wish that the weekend would last forever.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but you have to work on the weekend.

I wish  I knew 20 years ago what I know now about life.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you are much more pessimistic

I wish I could be in the same town as someone from E

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but you find yourself constantly locked in gridlock caused by never ending construction, and cannot get to the person because of it.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea in front of me.

[Autumn52]

Granted but now you hate tea

I wish I had more coffee and that I still liked it.