If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Formless]

uhhh ... yeah ... * his tone so reluctant he feels he'd regret it *

If I would become a brony, would you un-bronify me?

[Snapespersephone]

Nope need someone to watch it with
If I made a sundae would you eat it?

[CupidCatt]

I'd take a few polite bites, but icecream isn't my thing.

If I was on fire, would you piss on me?

[Formless]

Its not the medival ages. I'll just splash a bucket all over you.

If I was a wall , would you hang the scream portraite on me?

[Snapespersephone]

No I have other uses for walls ;)
If I kitten would you cuddle me?

[Harley Quinn]

Kittens!  Of course.

If I cuddled you, would you be loyal?

[Snapespersephone]

of course I am a loyal kitten
If I bit you would you forgive me?

[Harley Quinn]

Naturally -- you're still a predator, after all, even if it's one wrapped up in a tiny little bundle of fur.

If I wanted to travel the world, would you accompany me?

[Formless]

YES yes YES!!!!! I can type yes for all eternity , because I am dying to travel ... and you are the bonus  ^-^

If I got arrested abroad , Would you bail me out?

[Snapespersephone]

No I would probably be right next to you  :-(
if I was the cause of the arrest would you forgive me?

[Harley Quinn]

Probably, since I'm... used to doing that.  ::)

If I bailed you out, would you behave from now on?

[Formless]

I can try ... would that suffice?

If I gained 100lbs during 1 summer , would you kill me?

[Harley Quinn]

Possibly, and... if you gained that much weight over the course of Summer, you'd kill you.

If I insisted you changed your eating habits, would you?

[Snapespersephone]

no but  i would help you diet
If I brought strays home and let them sleep in the bed would you sleep with me?

[Dovel]

Of course, who could resist?


If I woke you up in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep?

[Snapespersephone]

oh i would get you tired enough to sleep
if I spend more on pet food then i do on any gift for you would you hold it against me?

[Undeniable Sin]

No,but between the two of us and our pets we might be broke

If I forgot to comb out my bed head hairdo before meeting you, would you be upset?

[Snapespersephone]

no it means it is bedtime again
If my dog stole your shoes would you hold it against me?

[CupidCatt]

Yep, in so far as I'd expect you to return them undamaged or reimburse me for the loss. I take responsible pet ownership very seriously  ;D

If I told you that aliens had probed me intimately and I was now their Vorlon queen, would you believe me?

[Snapespersephone]

believe you I would offer myself as consort
If I told you I was the alien would you be mad?

[CupidCatt]

Only for as long as it took to get us to Vegas and be married by Elvis.

If I came back from the washroom trailing TP, would you let me know?

[Snapespersephone]

but of course dear
If I wore less then flattering cloths would you tell me?

[Harley Quinn]

If you asked how they looked, sure.

If I wanted to go on a ghost hunt, would you come with me?

[Elias]

Yes, ghosts are awesome.

If I was god would you forgive me for the state of the world?

[Harley Quinn]

The world has done it to itself, so, yes.

If I asked for proof, would you be able to provide it?