Corrupt a wish

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Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, but now all foods taste like gummy bears.

I wish I was 5 inches taller.

Autumn52

granted but now no one can see your eyes and everyone avoids you

I wish I was invisible
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, but you are now out of phase with the universe, and cannot see anybody else either.

I wish people didn't get sad.

Mordred

Granted. But.. such euphoric waves surround this little blue planet that catch the eyes of malevolent beings from a rather desolate corner of the Milky Way (who.. ironically.. fell in love instantly with Snicker bars.. go figure, eh?).. who swooped down upon our little world here and swiped 99.9311% of the world population to use as their cattle. Life.. now kinda sucks.

I wish all my little internal light switches would flip on.. and flood my brain with the brilliant blue glow of everything it could possibly handle.
*See Pillory*

Jassara Sunn

Granted, but thus new hand won't stop, now you cant go in public and you penis is in constant pain.

I wish I could finish this Character Spread I'm working on.

SummerWhispers

Granted but each week you  have to redo it over and over from scratch.


I wish I could go to Jamaica for a week.

shooter6806

Right before the earthquake and tsunami.

I wish I could find the girl of my dreams.....
Youth, exuberance, and enthusiasm are no match for age, experience, and treachery.

Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.  Should be a convenience store, not a federal agency.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse.... A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

mishi

Granted but then you find out she's as detailed as a Barbi doll down there. (wink wink, nudge nudge)

I wish my ex would leave me alone!
She left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.

Caitlin

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking of her and want to get back together!

I wish all men became pregnant, with triplets! (I felt like being sadistic.) ;-)

Undeniable Sin

Granted, but now women are cursed to listen to bitchy men get bitchier and then they are stuck raising three kids while the men relax in front of the tv.

  I wish I could find a friend who doesn't confuse me more than I already am.
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mishi

Granted, but now your enemies can easily confuse you.

I wish I lived closer to work.
She left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.

Undeniable Sin

(Darn!)
  Granted. You now live in work. You can never leave. Work owns you.

I wish I could have a never ending chocolate shake.
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Bloodied Porcelain

Granted, but now you're addicted and can't stop so you gain a ton of weight.

I wish I could receive a big paycheck every week without having to work.
I want no ordinary lover. I want a storm. I want sleepless nights and endless conversations at four a.m. I want passion, I want madness.
I want someone who's able to make my whole body shiver from a distance and also pull me close to make sense of all my bones.

~ Bizarre, Beautiful, And Breathtaking ~
~ O/O ~ Seeking ~ A/A ~ Mirrors and Masks ~ Poetry ~
She walked with the universe on her shoulders and made it look like wings.

mishi

Granted but it is due to gliche in the system after the zombie apocalypse hits.

I wish I was laying on a private beach right now.
She left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.

Caitlin

Granted, but it's on a desolate island with no other reasons and you'll die of thirst and starvation.

I wish I had a tree in my backyard.

Swordsman18

Granted, out grew a tree in your backyard that reached up to the heavens where it was as tall as a thirty story building and took up all of your backyard.

I wish I knew a couple of perverted girls.

Snowangel

Granted but both of the girls have an STD that causes your private part to fall off.

I wish that I could sing wonderfully.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, when the cold winds blow.

Oath of the Drake
O/O's

Push the button!!!

Caitlin

Granted, but now you're doomed to sing eternally for the X Factor.

I wish I had an angel.


(-snicker- that's actually the title of a Nightwish song.)

Quote from: Swordsman18 on May 26, 2012, 03:34:03 AM
Granted, out grew a tree in your backyard that reached up to the heavens where it was as tall as a thirty story building and took up all of your backyard.
That's actually not corrupting it, since I had no clue what to do with my backyard. Now I can build a house inside the tree and live like the Pandora people! ;D

wiccaangel311

Granted but now your angel has fallen from heaven and convices you to commit suicide
I wish I had a delicious Candy bar

Caitlin

Granted, but now you can't stop eating it and the suggar rots your teeth away.

I wish I had a Porsche.

wiccaangel311

Granted but it doesn't have an engine
I wish I had a significant other

Exelion

Quote from: templixa on May 26, 2012, 04:26:16 PM
Granted, but now you can't stop eating it and the suggar rots your teeth away.

I wish I had a Porsche.
Granted, but gas is 86 dollars a gallon.

I wish wrote a bestselling novel.

Caitlin

Granted, but she's very dominant and controls your life.

I wish I had an engine to go with my Porsche.

Caitlin

Quote from: Exelion on May 26, 2012, 04:30:30 PM
Granted, but gas is 86 dollars a gallon.

I wish wrote a bestselling novel.
Granted, but now you have to sign every one of them for your fans.

I still wish I had an engine for my Porsche! :P

wiccaangel311

Granted but it only works on sundays

I wish i was somewhere cooler (temp wise)