Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Skadii

Granted, but it leads to a civil war in which millions of people die.



I wish I could be twenty-one again.

seffer

Granted. You're twenty one again, for a second.

I wish I had a real samurai sword.

saphireMARIE

Granted, but you drop it through your foot.

I wish I had red hair.

Skadii

Granted, but it is Bozo the Clown red and very frizzy.


I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

AubreyNyco

Granted, she's great at cleaning. She cleans your house by stealing all your valuables. She cleans your relationship by screwing your significant other, and she even cleans your family (if you happen to have one) by poisoning the little ones. Welcome to life with a clean slate?

I wish I change how I look (Genetic makeup, body, etc.) whenever I liked.

Skadii

Granted, you make the sexiest Drag Queen ever!


I wish I could be rich and famous!

AubreyNyco

Awe, thank you!... and Granted, of course you're also more famous than Paris Hilton.... For similar reasons. (Really, the time you went out without noticing you were in boxers and a cruddy spaghetti strap tank with what looked like 'protein' on your face was just awful, what were you thinking?!)

I wish for a puppy.

Skadii

Granted, but your puppy chews up all your shoes and pees on your carpet, making your house very smelly.


I wish my kids would listen to me!

cptBacon

Granted, but they need you to tell them everything. In perfect detail.

I wish I had $47.
A super detailed introduction to me:
O/O

My current stories:
The Art of Seduction | Grey Skies
Along for the Ride | She Let Herself Go

seffer

Granted, but each second a dollar would magically vanish. Starting now.

I wish the streets weren't filled with too much idiot drivers.

saphireMARIE

Granted, but now oap's walk across randomly without looking.

I wish I had some chocolate.

BellaBella

Granted; however, you have chocolate covered roaches.

I wish I could take the whole day off.

RavenBlackmoon

Granted, you get laid off, so you have the day, and a lot of days to come, off.

I wish there was a gender neutral pronoun set.

TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted, but it is in an alien dialect impossible for human vocal chords to pronounce.

I wish Firefly was still on and still good!(now if you have a heart how can you corrupt this one? O:) )

Jclaymore

Granted... however, you never get to hear the music. Something always stops you from hearing it.

I wish someone would hypnotize me

saphireMARIE

Granted but they hypnotise you in to giving everything away before taking you out of the trance to find you have no job, no money and no home.

I wish Nat's didn't exist.

Jclaymore

Quote from: saphireMARIE on August 16, 2013, 05:51:57 PM
Granted but they hypnotise you in to giving everything away before taking you out of the trance to find you have no job, no money and no home.

I wish Nat's didn't exist.
granted, but it appears that the wishgranter had no clue what you meant, so he zapped away all the people with the charactes N, A and T in their name to oblivion. Including that extremely good looking rich person who you were going to spend your life with...

I wish someone would start an rp with me :3

seffer

Granted, but they disappear after posting only once.

I wish I can come up with plots that interest people~

Jclaymore

granted, but you get the same problem I have. Your mind is too overloaded with ideas and plots that you develop alternate personalities ^^

I wish I would not forget to add a wish when posting in this topic

NewEraW

granted you receive a tattoo placed on the back of your hand that reads down "forget to wish."

I wish my puppy didn't chase the neighbor's cat up a tree.
(tired of having to climb up there and get it down.)
Creator of bitter sweet dreams.
O&Os
So You Think You Want to Play

saphireMARIE

Granted, but now  you find you want to climb the tree and carry on doing it anyway  ::)

Wish my heating hadn't broke

ladia2287

It's fixed, but not before leaky plumbing has given you a nasty case of salt damp.

I wish my boss would promote me.

Digeridew

Granted, he promotes you to head toilet scrubber.

I wish I had a bagel with lox and cream cheese right now.

ladia2287

Granted, but the cream cheese hasn't been kept properly by the store and now you have a nasty bout of food poisoning.

I wish I could have a weekend away.

saphireMARIE

Granted but your car breaks down on the way to your destination so you spend your vacation waiting on the motorway.

I wish my guest would turn the fans off in their room because I am freezing -_-