Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Wish granted but now you can't decifer the difference between them and are lost in the time warps forever.

I wish my I didn't have to deal with hurtful men.

jstarz

Granted, but now you're really into BDSM and none of your partners will "hurt" you.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Idej

Granted, you are now an Insomniac.

I wish that I knew what the meaning of life was.

Josietta

Granted. Now you know the meaning of life is... [size=12] 42[/size], but you don't know why.

I wish I could speak Italian.

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Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, you transform into fat old italian widow who speaks in perfect sexy accented italian.

I wish I would not need anything from life, and just enjoy it.

jstarz

Granted but you're now in your mid 70s and retired.

I wish I could be like Mike.

MusicNeverDies

Granted. Michale Jackson- enjoy.

I wish my new shoes were more comfortable.

Idej

Granted, but you eventually get really bad athletes foot due to the fact that the shoes are so comfortable that you do not want to take them off.

I wish that the Galactic Empire(Star Wars) invaded Earth and not destroy it with any super-weapons.

jstarz

Granted but Lucas eventually hates how it came out on film so he cuts it out of the movie, buries it in a vault, then in a later DVD puts it back in, then in a later one takes it back out... Meanwhile flamewars erupt across millions of internet forums destroying the internet.

I wish Del Potro took Andy Murray to 5 sets.

jstarz

Granted, but it's interrupted by a rain delay.

I wish I didn't cause this thread to die...

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, thread continues but you forget it ever existed.

I wish I could get more writing partners so there is no moment while checking here where I can post with nice partners nice posts.

Inkidu

Granted. (I wish I had more games going too.)

However, you forget what you were going to write about. For all eternity!

I wish I could have heat vision!
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Will

Granted, but now your monitor is melting to slag.  Look away, man!

I wish there were more hours in the day...
If you can heal the symptoms, but not affect the cause
It's like trying to heal a gunshot wound with gauze

One day, I will find the right words, and they will be simple.
- Jack Kerouac

jstarz

Granted but your work day increases from 8 hours to 16 and have less time off from work.

I wish my desk didn't collapse last night.

Atlus

Granted. Your desk now collapsed two nights ago.

I wish I could get paid for my ideas.
How profound such profanity can be.

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Inkidu

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Granted you get paid for your ideas but your ideas were already patented by Paradox so you end up paying him all of it in royalties.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich that wasn't dry.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Will

Granted...Will hands you a glass of water with a sandwich in it.

I wish I was my own boss.
If you can heal the symptoms, but not affect the cause
It's like trying to heal a gunshot wound with gauze

One day, I will find the right words, and they will be simple.
- Jack Kerouac

Inkidu

Granted. You are your own boss, but you can't stand yourself as your boss so you quit and become unemployed.

I wish, I knew which school of business I wanted to major in.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Idej

Granted, you know which school you want to go in, but you immediately become broke due to some loan that you have no idea that you filed has not been paid for and the bank comes to take all of your stuff away.  You are now homeless and do not have the money to go to where you want to go.

I wish that I could run for President of the United States.

CaptainErotica

 Granted, but you a close election to a one armed, female from Delaware.

  I wish I wasn't so goofy all the time.

Will

Granted, now you work at Disney World wearing the Goofy suit, but only part-time.

I wish for world peace.
If you can heal the symptoms, but not affect the cause
It's like trying to heal a gunshot wound with gauze

One day, I will find the right words, and they will be simple.
- Jack Kerouac

MusicNeverDies

Granted, however it is caused by the only way possible. All the humans die.

I wish I had more material at my house for sewing.

Inkidu

Granted, an Acme Sewing Co. eighteen wheeler crashes through the front of your house.

I wish I was a mage.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Idej

Granted, but you are sent to Krynn where you are deemed a renegade wizard and is killed by Dalamar the Dark.

I wish that I was an Emperor of Rome.

MusicNeverDies

Granted. Did someone ever tell you what happened to Caesar?


I wish I was less easily distracted.