Bad Advice

[DeamonAndae19]

Just wait until she's a teen, she'll be quieter then

The kid beat me to the introduction :(

[Phoenixrisen]

Just beat her to the finish, that's all that really matters isn't it?

I'm not sure my melatonin is working...

[DeamonAndae19]

Stop taking/using it then (I honestly have no idea what that is >_> /shelteredlife)

Kairi's finally going to bed.

[Phoenixrisen]

Make as much noise as humanly possible so she stays up. (Melatonin is a sleep aid.)

It's warm in here.

[DeamonAndae19]

Don't forget to wrap up! (Ohh... I could really use some of that >_>)

I don't think I'll be able to sleep now.

[Phoenixrisen]

Just stay up all night, what harm could it do?

I'm running low on honey.

[DeamonAndae19]

I could provide a substitute ;)

(Too far?)

Screw it, you're right, I'll just stay up

[Phoenixrisen]

Don't forget to drink plenty of warm milk to help you do so then, especially right before you drive down a featureless road.

(Nope, subtle enough it's all good.)

I have an itch.

[DeamonAndae19]

(I don't drive... Don't have the time or funds to learn, single Fatherhood is tough without a job >_>)

Well... I don't think what I can say is bad advice ;)

(Pushing it? I think so...)

I have two Cigs left.

[Phoenixrisen]

Break them into tiny pieces, you'll have more that way.

I think it may be bed time.

[DeamonAndae19]

Then make sure to down that coffee beside you, it'll help put you out.

I'm feeling a little... Nevermind >_>

[Phoenixrisen]

Don't think I can give forum appropriate bad advice for that...

My head is feeling fuzzy inside.

[DeamonAndae19]

(Looks like I'm not the only one then xD)

That's the lack of coffee. Gets some down your neck.

Approval's not all that great, apart from the fact that I can't RP yet >_>

[EternalChameleon]

Shut the computer off, or roleplay some place else. 

I still have work until 11 pm, which is six hours for me.

[DeamonAndae19]

I would, if there was actually anyone with the ability to RP elsewhere at my level... I have a habit of leaving people behind.

Well, next time, skip it?

Finally get to sleep tonight, woop woop

[EternalChameleon]

Stab your hand around bed time and head to the ER. 

I need a nap, but I am a security officer, that would be a bad idea at work.

[DeamonAndae19]

No it wouldn't some stuff might get nicked, just say they overpowered you.

I need moar tea.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

@Eternal: Just put a note on the door that says "Guard sleeping, please rob later".
@Deamon: Plant some tea plants, and wait for them to grow.

There is a fly in this room.

[DeamonAndae19]

Use a lighter and a deodorant can, that always works.

Can't decide what film to watch

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Gather all of your tvs and whatnot in one room, and watch them all at once.

I don't have a lighter.

[DeamonAndae19]

Then anything that produces a flame will do...

I seem to have mislaid my sense of direction.

[EternalChameleon]

Just try each way, you'll get there eventually.

I have one more patrol for the night and I am too tired and still sick to even care.

[Alouette]

Go play in a public water fountain then ride around with your window down..it'll keep you awake :D

I don't like hot weather.

[EternalChameleon]

Move to Antarctica.

I have to go clean my room so I can get things moved in.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Just move to a new house, it will have lots of empty rooms - no clutter at all.

I have to pack.