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Started by MagicalPen, March 26, 2008, 07:48:56 AM

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MagicalPen

...by Spiders! Last few times i've checked, there seems to have been close to 50 Spiders, mostly from Yahoo, rampaging through the site. Any particular reason for this increased spider activity? 10 or so isn't bad, but the amount that have been around lately, well, i hope you don't suffer from arachnophobia !

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Greenthorn

Ohhhh you noticed em too? I hate bugs, spiders, moths *shivers*..KILL THEM!
 

MagicalPen

Their powers are growing too!

Yahoo spider      09:12:27 am     Printing the topic "You cannot corrupt me!".

Yahoo spider      08:58:13 am     Playing Blackjack BBT in the arcade.


Next, they'll be registering and posting!

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Cutter

Interesting stats.

As long as they don't manifest into mutant spiders.

*loads Sig Sauer just in case*
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MagicalPen

Interestingly enough, shortly after posting that i noticed one REGISTERING for an Account and another one Posting.

Madness I tell you, madness!

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Cutter

The Invasion has begun.

Damn nuclear radiation............
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Spider

We are Legion, for we are many

Cutter

Time for Father Karass to do an exorcism!
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MagicalPen

I guess we can hope that the female spiders eat all the male ones, preventing any sort of reproduction!

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Cutter

Hmm, good point,but then we are going to have a bunch of female spiders who feel bloated and  uncomfortable with their looks and....well, you can imagine the tension...
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alahendra

*hands Silvestine a can of Raid*
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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NightBird

#11
Looks like we need some cyber-Raid based on the number of spiders the past, oh, 72 hours or so!

Added:

Okay, this one kinda makes me chuckle:

Yahoo spider  13:21:19 Viewing the topic Hello! I'm new, I don't know where I am and I don't know what I'm doing! XD.

Cutter

 :P Well, Hope they read the Rules. So annoying that newbies don't.....
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MagicalPen

The spider population at any given time on the forums is greater then actually people. I wish we could sqush them....

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Mindhazingsquid

Forgive my ignorance, but what ARE spiders?

MagicalPen

Little 'bots' search engines send out to scour the web for information.

And to keep down the 'fly' population...

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NightBird

Also nasty, wicked venomous things that bite you and leave you dealing with golf-ball size abscesses and enormous open wounds that take a couple of years to heal and leave revolting scars.

Mindhazingsquid

What do they do with said information.

MagicalPen

Use it for search engines etc. Not really sure - there was a thread a while ago about them where it was explained better.

I was just ranting about the insane numbers of spiders.

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Hunter

Apparently, they're planning a party or something.




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