The Princess has a what????? (M seeking F)

[Jester]

"The Princess has a what?"

First Adviser to the Kingdom of Lender leant forward so he could try and see his spy master's expression. The spy master seemed to be able to find shadows and melt into them.

"A penis my Lord. A large ten inch monster by all counts my Lord." The spy master said with his usual tone of amusement.

"My God... The wedding is in two months. She can't have a fucking cock by the time Prince Arkon arrives. We need to do something about it. We need to help her." Lord Ruffle was now standing and pouring himself a drink. "Drink?"

"No my Lord. I understand the Princess has things under control. She has already recruited help and plans to go to the Seers of Dragonmount and get there help. Perhaps we can just offer help......without her knowing on her way? And perhaps help give her an alibi for going my Lord?"

"We need to ensure that the person that helps her sort this madness out is qualified. Do you hear me? We cannot help her too much because if anyone should find out why she has left the city then we could go back to war. i do not want her taking a fuckiing servant. The future of the peace demands it. So how did this happen?" He sat down with his drink now and peered into the shadows to find out how this madness happened.

"Well the Princess was on one of her private and un-escorted jaunts into the city and happened to upset a Witch of the Wilds who cursed her. The witch is nowhere to be found..."



I am looking for someone to play a feisty, spoilt bitchy princess who is going to learn how to look after herself quick. Her loud mouth and arrogant manner has got her in a very awkward situation. She now has a ten inch cock and has to find a way to remove it before her nuptials in two months. Prince Arkon is the son of the neighbouring human country who have until recently been sworn enemies of Lender.

I will play either....

1. An Elven Tracker acting as a diplomat in the kingdom of Lender.
2. A female Mage recently gaining the cowl.
3. The Princess's Champion.
4. A young servant boy who has spent many years as a thief.
5. The Huntswoman - childhood friend of the Princess.