1001 Things not to say to your Boss

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TheLegionary


Autumn52

Shut up, sit down and stay out of my way while I do your job.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

TheLegionary


Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Jag

"I'm late, Sir," secretary to her boss.

"No, you're right on time."

"No, Sir, I'm late," holds up a pregnancy test.
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Skye

"I have pictures of your birthday night. You know...
from that strip club your wife didn't want you at."
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TheLegionary

Why don't you go after someone else? Can't you see I am posting at Elliquiy.com?

Vengurd

Nice 'stash girl!

or

Those are the biggest damn boobs I saw on anyone sir...You should go on a diet.

Crow


Autumn52

Oops was the drug testing today, ummm I think I am sick gotta go.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Brian Boru

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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Endorphin

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
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Magma1519

#262
Why don't you get up and get your own damn coffee?
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Endorphin

I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Lady Cathleen

"If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call"
“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Integrity lies at the heart of leadership. Everything you do revolves around the person you are inside and is demonstrated by the things you do and say.

Villain

I aspire to be just like you boss, thats why I'm gonna start drinking heavily and hitting on all the hot interns

Lady Cathleen

IF I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried
“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Integrity lies at the heart of leadership. Everything you do revolves around the person you are inside and is demonstrated by the things you do and say.

Villain


Lady Cathleen

You know treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn't suggest you're special, it means you're an asshole.
“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Integrity lies at the heart of leadership. Everything you do revolves around the person you are inside and is demonstrated by the things you do and say.

Villain

So they really do make suits to fit dick heads

Lady Cathleen

“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Integrity lies at the heart of leadership. Everything you do revolves around the person you are inside and is demonstrated by the things you do and say.

Xandria

#271
I was born with a limited amount of "give a f**k" and you showed up way too late...I do have a large supply of "f**k you" however. Help yourself.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself. -Oscar Wilde

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus


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Pellafin

F@*k...What do you mean your daughters pregnant!
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Jonah Hex: Guess I'm just a bad penny.
Arkady Duvall: Why are you doing this?
Jonah Hex: Because I don't like you.

Magma1519

We would not have to work so much over time, if you would actually work for once.
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