Bad Advice

Started by Auron, July 25, 2012, 06:05:34 PM

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Auron

Simple game.

I'll state a problem. The next person will give me a horrible solution to the problem, and then state their own problem.


I'm hungry.

Breathless Intent

Here, eat this bag of rocks :)

I'm antsy

Auron

Try playing Amnesia!

I have a cold.

Dotley

Jump into a volcano to warm up!

I'm tired.
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Auron

Run a marathon.

My phone is dead

Breathless Intent

Throw it away and get a new one.

I need a massage

Phoenixrisen

See that tiger over there? I think it would happily give you one.

I have a headache.
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Auron

Give a toddler pots and pans.

Gas prices are too high.

Phoenixrisen

Blow up a gas station.

There's a stain on my new dress.
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Breathless Intent

Call Ken Starr!

I need new shoes

Auron

Rob a hobo!

My brother is too loud.

Breathless Intent

Sew his mouth shut

I'm thirsty

Phoenixrisen

He's some rubbing alcohol.

There's a fly in my soup.
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Breathless Intent

Find a spider to put in the soup, it'll eat your fly :)

I am horny

Auron

I suggest using a chainsaw.

I need more time.

Mr Bigglesworth

I suggest forgoing sleep, eating and your job; you'll find lots of time.

I have an itch.

Phoenixrisen

You might try some battery acid. You won't have an itch anymore.

My house is a mess.
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Auron

Get a pet bull.

My hand is stuck in a jar.

Phoenixrisen

Cut the hand off.

I'm lonely.
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Mr Bigglesworth

Get a cat.  It will probably just stare at a wall, and lay on your feet so you can't move while sleeping, but you won't be alone.

I'm tired.

Phoenixrisen

Take a nice long drive down a very boring road.

My foot hurts.
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Mr Bigglesworth

I hear leaches are good for that.

I'm sore from playing too much tennis.

Auron

Eat lots of red meat and drink plenty of alcohol.

I have a sleeping puppy in my lap and need to go to use the restroom

Mr Bigglesworth

The puppy won't mind if you use your boxers.  Dogs are forgiving that way.

I took your advice, and now...ugh

Auron

Now, eat salted nuts and bang pots and pans together.

I can't get gamrcube ROMs to work on my computer.

Thrasius

Delete your system32 file and your computer should work.


I need to have a 100 page paper written by tomorrow!

Auron

Read a book, that way the words are in your head.

My feet are cold.

Phoenixrisen

Stick them in the fire.

I have an itch that needs scratched.
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Caitlin

Use the lawnmower!

I'm hungry.


(Lovely game by the way, Auron!) ;D

DeadCell

Eat your belt.

I am bored

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Phoenixrisen

Go streaking at a police convention.

The weather sucks.
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Mr Bigglesworth

Open your moonroof, so when it rains your car will get a good cleaning, inside and out.

My phone's broken.

Auron

Soak it in soapy water.

Mt headphones just broke  :-(

Mr Bigglesworth

*Soak it in soapy water.* - That's how it got broken!

Try cutting off those stupid wires, they cause all sorts of problems.

Breathless Intent

Since your problem is that you forget to post prompts - your solution is to never post ever again!  (just kidding please don't go!!)

I am angry

gaggedLouise

Jump into the canal with hands bound behind you. You'll soon find you've got some new things to think about.


There are too many tv channels and nothing good on (but I feel like watching tv at this time).

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

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Mr Bigglesworth

@Breathless: *Oops - I wouldn't have taken that advice ever!*

Try throwing things at your boss, that'll relax you.

@Gagged: Just turn of the TV and watch it sit there, you'll save electricity this way.

I keep getting Ninja'd

gaggedLouise

Call up Batman for lessons. I hear he's a trained ninja.

I keep oversleeping.

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Mr Bigglesworth

Don't go to sleep in the first place.

My elbow hurts.

Breathless Intent

Smash the tv in! That'd be fun and you wont have to choose between shows :D

Just pick one thread and respond to yourself over and over - no one else will bother interrupting you

Chop off your arm

My coffee isn't sweet enough

Mr Bigglesworth

Add some Orange Juice to it.

I'm lonely.

Breathless Intent

Create an imaginary friend

I want a new purse

Mr Bigglesworth

Those PF Chang bags are gold, use one of those.

My pen is out of ink.

Breathless Intent

Fill it with blood

I want to take a nap

DeadCell

Go make the Mafia angry, you will be sleeping with the fishes soon enough.

I want a nice cold shower...

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Zylvyn

go polar dipping in a hole in the ice next winter.

I'm lonely.
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Breathless Intent

Go jump in the Arctic Ocean - its like a shower :D

There are some crackheads that will be your friends if you give them money

I want some chocolate

Zylvyn

Go rob a convenience store for a chocolate bar.

The screen on my bedroom window needs fixing.
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Mr Bigglesworth

@Breathless: Plant some cacao - and wait.
@Zylvyn: Just throw it away, the bugs need to get in to stay warm anyway.

I want to squeeze Bre's boobies.

Zylvyn

Do it!  DO IT!

I want to watch him squeeze them.
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Breathless Intent

Sure thing - hold your breath.... :D

I hate people ogling my boobs!

Mr Bigglesworth

Don't face people.

I hate it when women ogle me too.

Zylvyn

Wear a sheet over your body with holes cut in it for eyes.

Bodyspray smells too perfumy for a man.
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Breathless Intent

Get fat and ugly

Become a woman

I want really long hair

Zylvyn

Stop shaving your legs!

I ran out of soda!
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Breathless Intent

Drink lighter fluid instead

I have a headache

Zylvyn

A drill to the temple should help loosen that pressure!

I always feel like a stranger, even when among friends.
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Breathless Intent

Pretend to be a mime - everyone likes those!

I hate my pet

Zylvyn

Barbecue... Everyone loves barbecue!

The ceiling fan won't spin fast enough,
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Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

DeadCell

Go poke a wasps nest...

I'm thirsty

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Zylvyn

Drink some caffeine & other diuretics.

The batteries in my mouse are low.
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Breathless Intent

Grind them into a powder and snort them (then they can get you "High" get it??)

I don't know what to eat for lunch

Insanityenviesme

That hand of yours has always been so tasty!

I cant stop staring at Bre's avi
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Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

Zylvyn

(Oh that one was bad... in a punny way)

Skip lunch.  You had it just yesterday!
Install an image-blocking addon to stop your computer from loading it.

It's too hot out!
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Auron

Cryogenically freeze yourself until this whole "Global Warming" thing passes.

I think my leg is broken. 

Zylvyn

Jump on it and find out!

My dentist's name is Dr. Savage.
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Breathless Intent

If you're not sure, then you should try harder and run into traffic to seal the deal!

Marry him/her and change names :)

I am bored

Mr Bigglesworth

Go to the mall dressed like your Avi, you won't be bored for long.

My ice has melted, and my water is now warm.

gaggedLouise

Book an air ticket for Greenland. (though I hear the ice is melting there too...)

I want to walk in high heels, but I keep stumbling.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

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Mr Bigglesworth

Try walking on storm grates.

My desk is messy.

gaggedLouise

#71
Set the computer on fire and take a walk. That should clear it.  ::)

My mother-in-law always expects me to praise the chinaware set she gave us as a wedding present but I really don't like it, on the other hand we can't stop using it or she would take umbrage! (authentic example from a book on the mental problems of marriage)

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Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

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Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

An assault weapon should clear it all up nicely!

I need to feel better tomorrow.

Phoenixrisen

Put yourself into a medically induced coma. I'm sure you'll feel better when you come out of it, and look at that, it'll be your tomorrow.

Lawnmowers are loud.
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Mr Bigglesworth

Move to Barrow, Alaska, I doubt they have any lawnmowers there.

It is hot outside.

Auron

Spend a week wandering the Sahara. It will seem cool in comparison.

My eyes hurt.

Phoenixrisen

Inject Morphine directly into them. That should clear that up.


My kitten snores.
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Auron

Cover its nose and mouth with tape.

My foot is killing me.

Mr Bigglesworth

Try a dry-ice foot bath.

I'm hungry.

EternalChameleon

Smoke a cigarette, you'll forget about it.

I need a second job.

Phoenixrisen

Run drugs. No one will ever know.

The oceans are dirty.
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Mr Bigglesworth

Buy some coffee filters, and get to work filtering the things.

Space travel is expensive.

EternalChameleon

Marry someone rich.

This summer has been far too hot.

gaggedLouise

Answer to both of the last two ones: Jump down a black hole. a)They are cold and b)you will come out on the other side, far away (so they say, anyway)  ???

This street is too noisy, but I can't afford to move.

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Zylvyn

Listen to music so loud you go deaf.

The phone batteries are dead.
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Auron

Hold the battery in one and and stick a fork in a power outlet.

I'm addicted to scary games, even though I hate them,

gaggedLouise

Send a group sms to everyone in your address book not to call you anymore.

Find one that's been reviewed with a single crossed-out star, and force yourself to play it non-stop. That should cure it.

I want to be the greatest WoW champ but I don't have the time to learn the rules.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

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Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Rel Mayer

Just uninstall the game.

I lost my glasses.
O&Os ♪ Where is Rel? ♪ Inspire me ♪ Ewrimo

Mr Bigglesworth

Just walk around with your eyes closed, things won't be fuzzy.

I have an itch on my forehead.

Auron

Kick yourself in the forehead until it goes away.

I have too many tabs open

Phoenixrisen

Hard shut down your computer without saving anything. It'll be fine.

My soda is being noisy.
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gaggedLouise

Pick up the bottle and suck it off the neck as if it were a...

I want to get a new credit card, but my bank says I am somebody else with the same name.

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Phoenixrisen

Hunt this other person down and assassinate them.

I can't find a measuring cup.
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Auron

Use a bra.

The moon is too bright.

Phoenixrisen

Wear shades at night.

I don't have ice cream.
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gaggedLouise

#95
Measure the flour, sugar and milk in your mouth...

Put a lamp in front of it in the window.

Quote from: Phoenixrisen on July 26, 2012, 07:02:18 PM

I don't have ice cream.

Go to sleep in the freezer.


I followed  Phoenix's advice on the credit card and killed the lady. Now the police say I'm their prime suspect.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

Pretend to be someone else with the same name!

I have something in my eye

Phoenixrisen

Use superglue on a stick to get it out.

I'm horrible at using an iron.
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#98
Quote from: Auron on July 26, 2012, 07:07:50 PM
Pretend to be someone else with the same name!

"I am Spartacus!" (they all got crucified though...)

Quote
I have something in my eye

wear a pirate's patch and a cutlass!

Suddenly, there's no running water and it's a blistering hot day; I need to be at home to take some calls and I need to do some wash-up and also to drink to keep cool.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

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"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

Drink your own piss.

I'm feeling rather violent for no reason.

gaggedLouise

#100
Go to the Avengers movie armed with a gun and a Catwoman dark latex suit... (couldn't resist)

People think I have a grandiose self-image, which is wrong.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

(you just want to see the leather suit :P)

Have you legions of men bow down at your feet and tell you otherwise.

My knife is dull.

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Auron on July 26, 2012, 07:24:55 PM
(you just want to see the leather suit :P)

Have you legions of men bow down at your feet and tell you otherwise.

My knife is dull.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/socal_photography/2709288019/#

Grind it on someone's nipple (or is that good advice? with some people here?)

You can't buy slaves these days.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

You have to kidnap them yourself.

I want peanut butter.

gaggedLouise

Ask Jimmy Carter if he's got any left over.

"There's a lot of crazy indians in here and I can't hear myself think" (quote from a short story I read at school; the line was spoken during a long-distance call by a man in his crowded apartment, to his girlfriend. The strange turn of phrase stuck with me)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

EternalChameleon

Shoot them all, and then continue your phone call while you clean up the blood.

My tummy hurts.

DeadCell

Drink some Ipecac

I am almost out of tea and milk D:

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What is the colour of night?

EternalChameleon

Drink water.

My cigarettes keep dwindling in quantity, one after the other.

DeadCell

Perhaps you should, give up? [Good advice I know, but to a smoker this has got to be bad advice for a smoker?]

It's is very hot D:

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What is the colour of night?

EternalChameleon

(ha ha, ya.)

Stand int he freezer section of the nearest grocery.

I need more tea...

DeadCell

Drink Coffee *sips his Tim Hortons in the UK* :D

I am going to run out of Tim Hortons D:

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EternalChameleon

Buy more next time.

I think I ate too much...

Phoenixrisen

It's alright, just stick your finger down your throat.

I have no more ice cream.
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Mordred

It's time to switch to jello. *slides her a heaping bowl of indigo wobbliness*

I need to get drunk.
*See Pillory*

Phoenixrisen

Here, have some Isopropyl.

I'm frustrated and I don't know why.
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DeadCell

Go and watch The O'reilly Factor

I need to shower

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EternalChameleon

*unzips his pants* Stand still...

I think I am getting sick, and need to vomit.

DeamonAndae19

Here, put this Motorcycle helmet on, Visor's a bit jammed.

I'm a touch murderous right now.

EternalChameleon

Here, I don't need this anymore, use all the bullets and you will feel better.  *Hands him an M1911*

I think I have food poisoning.

Phoenixrisen

Drink some booze and no water, it might kill whatever is bothering your stomach.

I'm feeling frisky.
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EternalChameleon

Go play with fire.

I have to get off E to go to bed and rest from my food poisoning.  :(

Phoenixrisen

Take the computer to bed with you. (Though if it's a laptop, that might be good advice...)

I see to be a cat magnet.
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Here, have some catnip

I'm being tortured by my two year old daughter.

EternalChameleon

Hand her some matches and tell her to go play.

I have to poop

DeamonAndae19

(LOL!! I'm actually crying with laughter at that one, didn't expect it at all.)

I honestly can't answer that in a non-adult way right not, so... Uhm, take a Laxative?

I need a smoke.

EternalChameleon

Just watch me smoke mine, you'll get second hand effects. 

I have to go now!

DeamonAndae19

Well, the exits that way *Points off edge of Cliff*

Should I return after this cig?

EternalChameleon

You should smoke where you are.  (assuming you have to smoke outside since you said you had to return)

It would be wise I go to bed now... though I am being stubborn.

DeamonAndae19

(Yeah, I've gotta smoke outside... Two year old daughter :L)

Why not stay up, we'll continue having fun.

I have no idea what's going on right now.

Phoenixrisen

Learn to read between the lines, and assume everything.

I need to hang up my work clothes.
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EternalChameleon

Just smile and agree with everything I say.

I have work tomorrow.


(She stolllllllle it)

Just throw them in the corner and do them later.

I have work tomorrow.

Phoenixrisen

Blow it off with a last minute sick call in.

We have a mini pool that we have as of yet to use.
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DeamonAndae19

((COME ON, 2 in the time it took me to type this?))

Then go for a dip, I'll join you in a moment

I think I need a bigger box

EternalChameleon

Cut it and add another to it.

Andae is not approved yet.

DeamonAndae19

You better hope you're not here for when I am.

My box still isn't big enough

Phoenixrisen

Buy a boxcar, use that.

I'm hyper.
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DeamonAndae19

Drink a can of Red Bull.

I'm sleepy.

EternalChameleon

Get in my bed.

I am gassy.

DeamonAndae19

(Not certain that's bad advice ;))

Here, eat this balloon.

I need another smoke D:

EternalChameleon

Eat something.

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DeamonAndae19

Just wait, you may wanna keep your inbox open at all times ;)

*Noms on cookies* Now I feel fat

EternalChameleon

Don't eat cookies ever again.

I will vomit if I don't lay down, so it is adieu to you.

DeamonAndae19

(But, I liek the cookie)

Fine *Slams door* fuck you then :P

I'm gradually losing the will to live.

Phoenixrisen

Just got hang out with the popular kids even though they don't want you to, that'll fix everything.


There's a cat on my shoulder.
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(I AM THE POPULAR KID...)

Have some more Catnip.

I can't find my boxers...

Phoenixrisen

Just wrap yourself up with some bandages.

My kid is whining.
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DeamonAndae19

Slap the bastard upside the head (No, I don't actually do that to Kairi, but, y'know, aim of the thread)

Dawn sun is bright... IT BURNS!!!

Phoenixrisen

Just stand out in it, take it like a man.

I have no more soda.
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DeamonAndae19

Drink toilet water instead.

(That's actually kinda disturbing, even for me)

I've got a headache forming.

Phoenixrisen

Introduce the kiddo to your pots and pans. :D

Happy six year old is loud, but I like that she's happy.
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DeamonAndae19

Just wait until she's a teen, she'll be quieter then

The kid beat me to the introduction :(

Phoenixrisen

Just beat her to the finish, that's all that really matters isn't it?

I'm not sure my melatonin is working...
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DeamonAndae19

Stop taking/using it then (I honestly have no idea what that is >_> /shelteredlife)

Kairi's finally going to bed.

Phoenixrisen

Make as much noise as humanly possible so she stays up. (Melatonin is a sleep aid.)

It's warm in here.
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DeamonAndae19

Don't forget to wrap up! (Ohh... I could really use some of that >_>)

I don't think I'll be able to sleep now.

Phoenixrisen

Just stay up all night, what harm could it do?

I'm running low on honey.
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DeamonAndae19

I could provide a substitute ;)

(Too far?)

Screw it, you're right, I'll just stay up

Phoenixrisen

Don't forget to drink plenty of warm milk to help you do so then, especially right before you drive down a featureless road.

(Nope, subtle enough it's all good.)

I have an itch.
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(I don't drive... Don't have the time or funds to learn, single Fatherhood is tough without a job >_>)

Well... I don't think what I can say is bad advice ;)

(Pushing it? I think so...)

I have two Cigs left.

Phoenixrisen

Break them into tiny pieces, you'll have more that way.

I think it may be bed time.
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DeamonAndae19

Then make sure to down that coffee beside you, it'll help put you out.

I'm feeling a little... Nevermind >_>

Phoenixrisen

Don't think I can give forum appropriate bad advice for that...

My head is feeling fuzzy inside.
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DeamonAndae19

(Looks like I'm not the only one then xD)

That's the lack of coffee. Gets some down your neck.

Approval's not all that great, apart from the fact that I can't RP yet >_>

EternalChameleon

Shut the computer off, or roleplay some place else. 

I still have work until 11 pm, which is six hours for me.

DeamonAndae19

I would, if there was actually anyone with the ability to RP elsewhere at my level... I have a habit of leaving people behind.

Well, next time, skip it?

Finally get to sleep tonight, woop woop

EternalChameleon

Stab your hand around bed time and head to the ER. 

I need a nap, but I am a security officer, that would be a bad idea at work.

DeamonAndae19

No it wouldn't some stuff might get nicked, just say they overpowered you.

I need moar tea.

Mr Bigglesworth

@Eternal: Just put a note on the door that says "Guard sleeping, please rob later".
@Deamon: Plant some tea plants, and wait for them to grow.

There is a fly in this room.

DeamonAndae19

Use a lighter and a deodorant can, that always works.

Can't decide what film to watch

Mr Bigglesworth

Gather all of your tvs and whatnot in one room, and watch them all at once.

I don't have a lighter.

DeamonAndae19

Then anything that produces a flame will do...

I seem to have mislaid my sense of direction.

EternalChameleon

Just try each way, you'll get there eventually.

I have one more patrol for the night and I am too tired and still sick to even care.

Alouette

Go play in a public water fountain then ride around with your window down..it'll keep you awake :D

I don't like hot weather.
Alouette  
The little lark that could

EternalChameleon

Move to Antarctica.

I have to go clean my room so I can get things moved in.

Mr Bigglesworth

Just move to a new house, it will have lots of empty rooms - no clutter at all.

I have to pack.

Autumn52

Don't pack just buy everything new when you get where you are going

I have to make something to eat.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

DeamonAndae19

Just grab something that's been in the fridge the last few days.

I now need a way to pass the time.

Autumn52

Well you could start some Non Adult RP's but that is good advice so the bad advice is Rob a bank.

I need to have a muse that wont disappear.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

DeamonAndae19

Well, you could always use me... Or smoke some pot?

Doubt anyone'd be interested tbh... I mean the only one I can think of starting is based on my story in the relevant section.

Daughter's crying...

Alive Until Dead

Quote from: DeamonAndae19 on August 02, 2012, 03:42:26 PM
Daughter's crying...

Tell her she only gets a gallon's worth of tears, and if she uses them all up now, her eyes will dry out later and she'll go blind.


I'm in a meeting with my boss and I notice they have an eye-twitch that's driving me crazy!
On/OFF

Remmy says: "Be happy in the now or know not happiness!"

Autumn52

Leap across the table and smack the eye that is twitching and then say, "it was a black widow. You don't have to thank me."

I am giggling so hard.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

DeamonAndae19

Dunk your head in ice-cold water, or join me in bed... Both of which should help stop them (Wait... That's good advice >_>)

I'm feeling extremely flirtatious

Autumn52

Take your flirty nature out on me. Oh wait that is good advice.....good for me anyway. *smiles mischievously*

I am being mischievous
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

DeamonAndae19

Come and be mischevious with me, while I rake my flirty nature out on you, that way, we both win ^_^

I'm jamming to D'n'B :0