Guilty or not guilty

Started by stormkitten, April 19, 2009, 05:59:03 PM

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Emmaline

Not guilty. -smirks- I'm an equal opportunity sort of girl.

Ever got caught without a restroom around, thinking it was safe to make due where you were?

Paradox

Guilty. I made ample use of the back of an abandoned building located on the side of the highway.


Ever turn someone on/tease someone with no intention of taking things further than that?

*has a feeling that quite a few ladyfolks would be guilty*


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Skye

*lowers lids in a dark stare.* Guilty

Ever said revealed a friends secret in front of them to get people laughing?
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Dreamweaver

Not guilty.

Ever been attracted to someone, only to find out you were distantly related?

Skye

Not guilty. (I knew we were related.)

Ever flirted with a store clerk to get things for free?
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minkflavoredcheese

Guilty. The sex was fantastic.

Ever pretended to know a lot about something, only to be caught by someone who actually knows it?

Skye

Guilty

Ever been friends with someone you hated just to know their gossip?
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BaronS

Not guilty...more "indifference" rather than "hatred" if anything else.

Ever been friends with someone you hated just to try and get to their attractive friend/sibling?
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Lilias

Not guilty. But perhaps only by chance...

Ever made a prank call just to play music over the line?
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

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Duncan

Not guilty.

Ever had a friend prank call someone and then just as he was getting into the call run up behind him and kick him in the junk.

Paradox

Fuck no, why in God's name would you do that?!


Ever been kicked in the junk, collapsed in pain, and wondered if you'll ever be able to have children again?


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Nadir

Not guilty. I thought if I'd never be able to boink again. ¬_¬

Have you ever called someone you haven't seen in years while drunk, and promised them something ridiculous?   

Lilias

Not guilty. I've never been THAT drunk.

Ever dialled your own number with different area codes, just to see where there were people with the same number?
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

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Nadir

Not guilty... though now I'm curious

Ever had a ex use your phone number as their fake number?

Avis habilis

Not guilty.

Ever bought a book to give as a gift & read it through yourself before wrapping it up & giving it?

Neferus Andolini

Not guilty.. but only because I usually don't wrap gifts anymore..

Ever intentionally bought someone a gift that you knew they already had, but you knew they didn't know you knew?

Lilias

Not guilty. I make a point of making unique gifts.

Ever returned something you had bought claiming it was damaged while you had effed it up yourself?
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

Double Os <> Double As (updated Feb 20) <> The Hoard <> 50 Tales 2024 <> The Lab <> ELLUIKI

Neferus Andolini

Not guilty..

Ever given someone a sex toy or manual for them to open in front someone they wouldn't want to see.. like a parent or sibling?

Skye

Not guilty

Ever found your parents toys/fetishes by mistake?
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Neferus Andolini

Guilty .."by mistake" .. as opposed to on purpose?

Ever had a parent find a non-vanilla sex book you owned?

Skye

Not Guilty  (Now ask me about my DVDs *chuckles*)

Ever caught someone "self servicing" themselves in public?
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Neferus Andolini

Maybe.. I heard a woman breathing loudly, moaning, and saying "Oh! Oh yes! Oh yesss!" in a changing room..last week, I think it was. Never heard or saw a guy, though.. or another girl, for that matter.

Have you ever admitted to a friend that you've had more than platonic fantasies about them?


minkflavoredcheese

Guilty, and we've been going steady for almost three years now.

Ever suggested a sexual technique or position to your partner just to see their reaction, then be shocked to know they want to try it too?

Greg MD

Guilty

Ever been asked to do a position and realized during that you didn't like it?

Lilias

Guilty. Hasn't everyone?

Ever bought your SO a sexual technique book, like the Kama Sutra, hoping they'll take the hint?
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

Double Os <> Double As (updated Feb 20) <> The Hoard <> 50 Tales 2024 <> The Lab <> ELLUIKI