Whisper something in the ear of the person above you

[Dahling]

Bugger! I've been found out.  Promise not to tell?

[Insanityenviesme]

Oh, dahling.. don't act like you dont know how to keep a man's lips sealed..

[Dahling]

Perhaps not his lips....but mine.

[Insanityenviesme]

Ahh.. even less innocent that I gave you credit for... Where have you been hiding, my dear?! >:)

[Dahling]

Under your desk, after all, you were busy looking elsewhere.

[Insanityenviesme]

Cant give your position away to your boss now, can I?

[Dahling]

Not if you want to keep your job. :P

[Insanityenviesme]

but what if I had other options and an exhibitionist streak?

[Dahling]

Then...what are you waiting for?!

[Insanityenviesme]

for the idiot to realize its not an earthquake thats making the desk shake

[Dahling]

Well if you'd stay still, I'd quit hitting my head!

[Insanityenviesme]

Oh, but that would mean you arent doing it right, dahling :P

[Dahling]

Are you really in a position to complain? :P

[Insanityenviesme]

It seems you have nothing to complain about though ;)

[Dahling]

Give me a minute, I'm sure I can think of something.

[Insanityenviesme]

Shouldn't you rather put your time to better use?

[Dahling]

Perhaps, have you got a suggestion?

[Insanityenviesme]

I think my suggestion is staring you in the face, dahling ;)

[Dahling]

Are you implying I should work on my...diction? For shame!

[Insanityenviesme]

Hmm.. not good at handling constructive criticism.. I wonder if you'd prefer direct orders, instead..

[Dahling]

Is there any other way?   :P

[Insanityenviesme]

Oh, Touche, my dear!

[Dahling]

Thank you, darling, I try.

Care to dance again?

[Insanityenviesme]

I'll grip you tighter this time

[Dahling]

Careful, I bruise easy.