Corrupt a wish

[Thera Regina]

What does he want then?

Granted, but you do not control the demon, Lucifer does.

I wish that I had a boyfriend.

[Phantomhive]

Voila you have a boyfriend, though he isn't much of a looker.

I wish I could choose an alternate dimension to exist in.

[Queen of Hell]

Dimensions are my calls. You choose a dimension to live in, and I choose what form will you take upon arriving there. Would you like to spend your next eternity as a rock, maybe?

I wish people working in single company would stop contradiciting each other finally...

[Thera Regina]

Granted, but they start contradicting you instead.

I wish I could read minds.

[FeathersForElle]

Granted, but they start contradicting you instead.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted however you can only read the negative thoughts they have. Which truly would drive me insane, personally. So good luck! ^^’

[Phantomhive]

Granted however you can only read the negative thoughts they have. Which truly would drive me insane, personally. So good luck! ^^’

Where's your wish to corrupt???

I wish for LESS wish corrupting.

[clonkertink]

Granted! This thread is over!

I wish this thread wasn't over.

[Phantomhive]

Granted but you cant post on this thread for a week.

I wish the government of Australia would keep their election promises.

[clonkertink]

Granted. The party that gets elected promises to tank the economy and utterly trash civil rights.

I wish i had some bacon.

[stormwyrm]

Granted. Sir Francis Bacon appears and harangues you with philosophy.

I wish I could regularly sleep between 7 and 8 hours a night.

[clonkertink]

Granted. Sir Francis Bacon appears and harangues you with philosophy.

I wish I could regularly sleep between 7 and 8 hours a night.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

OT: Granted. You can now only sleep between the hours of 7 and 8 PM/AM.

I wish I was a Duke.

[Queen of Hell]

Granted. You're now Duke of Mania from the Shivering Isles. Happy insanity to you!

I wish the heat would finally change by cold.

[Amarissa]

Granted but the cold freezes everything and make's it impossible to eat anything

I wish to live happily

[clonkertink]

Granted. They say ignorance is bliss...

I wish I was an ace pilot!

[Queen of Hell]

Granted. You've suddenly ended up a Luftwaffe pilot during WW2. You surely are an ace pilot, but the world hates you!


I wish I'd stop procrastinating.

[SMR Rein]

Granted. You simply don't do anything at all, now, but at least you're okay with that.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[clonkertink]

Granted. You fall into a sleeping beauty style coma for 7 years.

I wish the floor wasn’t so slippery

[Akkas]

Granted, now the floor is supersticky! Better wear lots of socks, because you will have to take one off at each step.

I wish I had a wish for this thread, that I didn't already corrupt in my head.

[clonkertink]

Granted. It’s actually an incorruptible wish, and the whole thread grinds to a halt.

I wish I was a merman.

[Amarissa]

Granted! But as the only one of your kind you're constantly being hunted with no rest

I wish for some good anime recommendations

[clonkertink]

Granted. You get so many recommendations that you can't possibly watch them all, and have to make agonizing choices.

I wish I had some nice wine right now.

[Amarissa]

(Ah that's horrible >.< xD)
Granted! But you spill it all over your self

I wish for some milk chocolate Hershey bars

[clonkertink]

Granted. They have raisins in them.

I wish I was a better writer.

[Amarissa]

Granted! But you're the only one who thinks so

I wish to be able to write in a journal every day

[Phantomhive]

GRANTED
Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun -your journal makes sense
Tue - Thurs - Sat  -Your journal entries are gibberish.

I wish for a demonic contract. (Hell yes)