Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Kalen

Done.  But then you find out your insurance is invalid, and it burns...

I wish I had some sexy Elliquiry ladies with me on my upcoming business trip!

BK Geno

Wish granted, but it turns out that they are returning from your destination, as you arrive, so you don't get to spend anytime with them.

I wish someone would answer the This/That thread.
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Sherona

Granted. A reply is given on the this/that thread but it is written in so much 1337 speak that it is unreadable (The most horrifying granting I could think of..leet *shudders*)


I wish that I could get over this head cold!

BK Geno

Wish granted, it turns into the flu.

I wish that I already had my bacholer's degree in my discipline.
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Ixy

You do, but are placed in witness protection so you can never claim it, or you'll be whacked by a guy whose nickname happens to be "Walnuts".

I wish Hugh Heffner would pay for a boob-job for me.
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The big print giveth, the small print taketh away.

Lanzlo

Granted. However, there are strings attached. 1) You have to pose nude for Playboy. 2) You have to have sex with Hugh. 3) You have to get the size they pay for, which is 53 DDDD, and gives you back problems for the rest of your life. 4) You have to use their surgeon, who got his degree out of a Cracker Jack box. You get an infection from the implants, and they leak. 5) You can NEVER have them taken out.

I wish I was a super hero.

Sherona

Granted but your only Super "power" is "Meat vision"...

I wish my Ethics professor wasnt such a hard ass.

Hunter

Granted but then you'll have to retake the class.

I wish that I had the poster above me to sleep with.

Sherona

Granted..But then her husband would put an ad out for your head.


I wish my coffee would brew itself.


Amberghylles

Granted.  Unfortunately, now that coffee has been discovered to be sentient enough to brew itself, it is illeagal to do such... leading to a worldwide caffine withdrawl of epic proportions.

I wish I was independantly wealthy and could spend all my time playing here on E.

Sherona

(lol good one amberghylles)

Granted. But then from so much RP, your fingers fall off, and then you spend all your money constructing artificial fingers, forcing you to return to work and once again reduces your time on E.

I wish Day Care did not cost a fortune!

Lanzlo

Granted. However, in order to come under budget, they had to lower their standards for who they hire. Right now, your daycare had to hire an ex convict named Scar, who's looking at your kid oddly...

I wish I had one of the lovely and available ladies from E to sleep with.

Sethite

Wish granted. But she is snorring.

I wish to have persian cat.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, you get stuffed persian cat which smells bit funny.

I wish one my sexual fantasies would come true.....

Kalen

It does.  And you're arrested for it.

I wish The Beatles had never disbanded.

BK Geno

Wish granted, but they all died in a bus accident three days after the disband date, so they would have lived longer if not for your wish.  :P

I wish that my computer was not broken.
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Kalen

Your computer is no longer broken, but everybody else's are.. you can no longer communicate with the outside world through your PC.

I wish that tasty food wasn't fattening!

Sethite

Wish granted. But it works only for vegeterians.

I wish I could chnage my sex whenever I want.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Kalen

Done.  But you find yourself locked up, unable to touch yourself or others..

I wish I were a pirate.

Cherri Tart

done, but you find yourself marrooned on a lonely island, left behind by your pirate brethren.

I wish i never had to sleep.
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Kalen

done, but you're constantly completely exhausted.

I wish I lived in California  ;D

Sherona

Done. But global Warming turns it into a wasteland desert


I wish whenever i cooked overeasy eggs the yolk never breaks.

Lanzlo

Granted. Now the yoke breaks whenever you crack open the egg.

I wish all my work was done.

BK Geno

Wish granted, you never buy another egg, and therefore, never break another yolk.

I wish I could sleep!
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Kalen

1 word... COMA.

I wish I was in better shape..