Corrupt a wish

[Yukina]

Granted, but then physics, being the ruiner of cool powers it is, results in you being unable to see.

I wish I was in the world of Yugioh.

[Stella Maris]

Granted, but now you're the Dark Magician Girl card.

I wish that I could stop being late for work.

~SM~

[cdnguy99]

Granted!  But the company goes bankrupt and you are unemployed.

I wish for world peace (how could that go wrong?)

[Trouble1]

Granted, but Aliens come and enslave the now peaceful human race.

I wish to be a famous athlete.

[cdnguy99]

Granted but you shot your girlfriend and land in jail.

I wish for a hot blonde

[Safire]

Granted... but she's hot in the sense that she's literally burning to death... in lava.

I wish for the money to go to grad school.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but you spend all of the money on tuition then flunk out and can't use the money elsewhere.

I wish I could close my eyes and see into anyone's life I chose at that instant.

[Yukina]

Granted, but then someone eventually finds out you can do, resulting in them beating you up for not respecting their privacy.

I wish for the Den-liner (basically a flying, time-traveling, weaponized bullet train.)

[Stella Maris]

Granted! However, when it arrives, you're not a passenger but a target.  :o

I wish that I had the ability to remote hug my friends.

~SM~

[Yukina]

Granted, but the hugs are too strong and end up crushing them.

I wish for explosions.

[HannibalBarca]

Granted...BOOM!

(To carbon stain on the ground)  Didn't say where you wanted the explosions...

I wish I had the power to change any past experience that ended poorly for me to something that ended well.

[JohnTheGreat]

Granted, but your past experiences that were good are changed to bad.

I wish I were more motivated.

[SummerWhispers]

Granted , but now you are so motivated, that you are in constant state of harried intensity and exhausted.


I wish I could take a beach vacation now, even if just for a weekend with good friends.

[Stella Maris]

Granted. But it's not so much a vacation as being stranded on a desert island and the natives are hostile.

I wish that I could live in my dream home.

~SM~

[HannibalBarca]

Granted, but you must share your dream house with your nightmare lover.

I wish that I always practiced what I preached.

[CupidCatt]

You suffer a sudden conversion to a cult of entirely celibate shamans who practice self-castration.

I wish I wouldn't worry about tomorrow.

[Stella Maris]

Granted, but that's because you have so many problems right now that you don't have any worry left for some far future time like tomorrow.

I wish that I had a beautiful singing voice.

~SM~

[CupidCatt]

Granted, but everybody's struck deaf and "singing" as a concept now refers to delicate hand gestures, and you've lost both your hands in a freak accident at the local saw mill (where you were making beer coasters for your boss's birthday).

I wish cheese wasn't fattening.

[PrettyxPoisonxApple]

Granted, but now sex is!

I wish my car would never need gas.

[CupidCatt]

Granted, but it now runs on the blood of virgin New Yorkers. Good luck.

I wish regulating my sleeping/waking habits were easy.

[PrettyxPoisonxApple]

Granted but you are sand manned to sleep at 8pm every.single.night for ever and ever.

I wish I could meet Bruce Willis.

[CupidCatt]

Granted, but he takes an instant dislike to you and orders a hit on your name.

I wish all rolling tobacco came in handy, resealable pouches.

[PrettyxPoisonxApple]

Ugh me too!! Granted. But the pouches are teeny tiny!

I wish I wasn't such a social retard and the flow between my brain and my mouth was seamless and perfect.

[CupidCatt]

Granted, but now you're such a consummate social butterfly that all your old friends find you intimidating and wont return your messages.

I wish picking a career wasn't so stressful.

[PrettyxPoisonxApple]

Granted. But now everyone has amazing careers so the demand for jobs outnumbers the actual positions available and you are unemployed with too many cats.

I wish I was a racing car driver.