Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Boatman

I thought you might like to swim too that's why I took you along... To work up an appetite.
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Dys Astyr

Mr. Boat you've stomped on my black, villainous heart too many times for me to believe any more of your honeyed words and promises of home cooked meals. Continues to swim with the sharks
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Boat surreptitiously presses the tracker beacon on his watch. A countdown begins.
"You are a good swimmer, Dr... Your fish quite tired me out." Laughs, cheeky grin. "I think I'll need to get back in shape."
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Dys Astyr

Is now rather distant from the shore, getting further by the minute.

What was that? Sorry, I'm afraid I can't hear you over there!
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

"Don't worry. I'm feeling better and am on my way." Boat takes back to the water and launches easily into a powerful crawl.
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Dys Astyr

With the aid of the breathing apparatus she stole from the Star Wars set she dives beneath the waves and out of sight.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

She pops up again choking politely (none of that stuff worked).
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Dys Astyr

(Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?)

Throws the device at Boat, hitting him in the noggin
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

"Ouch!"
Splashes her and decides it is quite fun, temporarily forgetting his mission.
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Dys Astyr

Dunks him under the water 8-)

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Boatman

 >:(    tickles her until she gets a mouthful of water  ;D
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Dys Astyr

water squirts out of her nose

Well that was weird. >_> Puts Boat in her signature pool wrestling choke hold, but doesn't apply pressure... yet.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

That's more like it. Some wrestling action .. any mud?
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Dys Astyr

Mud? Where in the sea, its water all around my strange friend.  :P I wrestle mean anyway, you might cry. Then I will have to tease you.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

"Excuse me Dr G, I was remembering a particularly hard bout of wresting a scantily clad Russian girl in thick mud. It got everywhere, even on my handkerchief. My tailor was furious."
Boat shakes his head to clear the image.  Adjusts the line of his trousers.
"We are trained not to cry and have had the lacrimal glands removed as a precaution in case tempted when watching sad training movies."
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Dys Astyr

Sounds serious. That will just make it easier to ignore you when you beg for mercy though.  :P
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Boat checks his hair and adopts a defensive pose. He shuts his eyes, having being trained to sense attackers (useful in the dark, or when water sloshing in eyes) "Ladies first... "
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Dys Astyr

Always rushing things Mr. Boat. Some people wouldn't complain about me having them in a sleeper hold, however dangerous it may be.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Sorry about twisting your little finger. But it was a good hold. Got anything else to show?
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Dys Astyr

This is wrestling Mr. Boat, not mixed martial arts.  :P Disqualified!  ::)
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

I didn't say I played fair.
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Dys Astyr

Don't make me get a steal chair and some thumbtacks Boat, lessons in hardcore wrestling can happen.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Boat sidles a glance at his watch. The two circles are overlapping. Uplift has arrived.
Within seconds a camouflaged attack helicopter separates from the near horizon and swoops in to lift Dr G from her play en route to surgery for Win removal, followed by incarceration. Boat waves, remarking somewhat sadly. "A true lady of spirit."
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Dys Astyr

Cuts herself out of the net because she always, always has a knife of some sort. Tumbles through the air, sticks the landing, and takes the gold medal, as she has landed in a gymnastics competition.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Oblivious. Boat texts his resignation from the Service and commandeers a crop sprayer to catch a connecting flight to Sarmatia.
A bar full of thirsty Amazons awaits, in his tortured mind at least.
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