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Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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SummerWhispers

Brought my own leather handcuffs?

OrchidofDarkness

-thinks about this- Sure come on over

Would you like me if I brought the best champagnes and wine (Especially the red) with crystal glasses to drink it from?
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

Mr Bigglesworth

Yes, that sounds nice.

Would you like me if I spilled some champagne on your shirt, requiring you to remove it?

Flaming

Oh, you tricky urchin, yes : )

and if I remove it displaying my hairy chest?

Breathless Intent

Sure, why would your chest hair make me like you any less! :)

...if I offered to wax your chest after you took your shirt off?

Zaphod

You can take my shirt off, but let's skip the waxing bit. ;)

Would you like me if I offered to take your shirt off as well?

Breathless Intent

Sure why not...but I'm having a hell of a time with this thing *tug tug* I think its stuck....

...if I wanted to make you over and dress you in an ultra preppy style with a pink shirt?

Mister Grimm

Sure, but I don't look good in pink. Or ultra preppy.

... if I replied to everything you said in riddles?
I've got all the things I need. It's the nature of my breed.
I'm independent, s m o o t h and confident.
Always in command with a graceful element and a tasteful compliment.
Do you know who I am?
I'm a deadly handsome man.

OrchidofDarkness

That would be fun. sure why not

If I dressed you up like an police officer and hand you arrest me?
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

Zaphod

As long as you let me read you your 'rights' ;)

If I asked you out on a date?

OrchidofDarkness

Oh yes I would  ;) just as long you wear something black

Would you like me if I was your nurse and asked you to remove your clothing?
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

Zaphod

I guess I would have no choice but to.

Would you like me if you were the nurse and I asked you to help me in taking my clothes off?

OrchidofDarkness

-Looks at herself- What clothing of course I would as long as you take care of me that is

would you like me if I was famous?
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

Dunkard

You can bet!

Would you like me if I told you I'm bi?
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OrchidofDarkness

Ob bring on the fun.  :-)

Would you like me if I was covered in jello?
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

Dunkard

#2715
I would specially LOVE you covered in jello

Would you like me if I had seawater drops on my skin?
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Mordred

I don't think that'd change my opinion of you. You seem ok, so yeah.

.. if I replaced the lightbulb in this place and those seawater drops suddenly glowed with a wildly neon indigo hue, along with all the bubbles that my silly muse is blowing.. from the rafters?
*See Pillory*

Breathless Intent

Seems like a strange kinda light bulb....But I guess I wouldn't mind, so long as it didn't give me headaches.

...if I flicked the switch on and off and tried to make a blue rave?

Ephemera

I like blue, I could go for that...


...if I had too much wine and recited Jabberwocky... fourteen times?
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Mordred

Yeahhhh, that sounds alright. I think it could have a cool effect on my wake up.

.. if I blowed bubbles as you did this? Not those lame sorts that touch something and burst into little drops.. but the kind that remain and fill a room and give everything a cool magnification?
*See Pillory*

Breathless Intent

Do you promise that they wont' pop into a bunch of jello cubes...? *distrustful of the blue vamp* If not, then I would certainly like you. And probably would be intrigued by these interesting bubbles of yours.

...if I asked you to dress up like a My Little Pony for my 80s themed birthday party?

Mordred

*holds up hands in outrage* Ok.. hold on a moment! *music screeches to halt* Now.. this is just going a bit too far, don't you think? I mean.. My Little Pony? Really? You're having a laugh, yeah? Nope.. sorry gorgeous.. no can do. I'd rather chew on toothpicks while lounging back on a bed of wooden nails.. singing 'Here Comes The Sun' while floating on a barge in the middle of the Pacific as the sky slowly turned red. :P

.. if I displayed my true identity as.. Jello Man! Ready to fight crime with my never ending assortment of jello weapons, jello-mobile.. and yes, the infamous and always ready to encase those that require banning or a hefty spanking.. the jello-pit? :P
*See Pillory*

WildCat

Well, of course I would. There's always room for jello.

Would you like me if I confessed to watching hours on end of Friends and Grey's Anatomy?
ONS and OFFS: Make Wildcat purr
Absence: Where's the cheshire Cat?

Don't want to lose track of crossrealms and my room

Mordred

After pondering the pros and cons.. your adorable ways would instantly win me over.

.. if I divulged my nearly manic obsession with the show Seinfeld?
*See Pillory*

SummerWhispers

Oh I suppose it could be lived with, I have heard worse obsessions.

...If I removed all the blue paint from you face, temporarily?