Bad Advice

[Thrasius]

Delete your system32 file and your computer should work.


I need to have a 100 page paper written by tomorrow!

[Auron]

Read a book, that way the words are in your head.

My feet are cold.

[Phoenixrisen]

Stick them in the fire.

I have an itch that needs scratched.

[Caitlin]

Use the lawnmower!

I'm hungry.


(Lovely game by the way, Auron!) ;D

[DeadCell]

Eat your belt.

I am bored

[Phoenixrisen]

Go streaking at a police convention.

The weather sucks.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Open your moonroof, so when it rains your car will get a good cleaning, inside and out.

My phone's broken.

[Auron]

Soak it in soapy water.

Mt headphones just broke  :-(

[Mr Bigglesworth]

*Soak it in soapy water.* - That's how it got broken!

Try cutting off those stupid wires, they cause all sorts of problems.

[Breathless Intent]

Since your problem is that you forget to post prompts - your solution is to never post ever again!  (just kidding please don't go!!)

I am angry

[gaggedLouise]

Jump into the canal with hands bound behind you. You'll soon find you've got some new things to think about.


There are too many tv channels and nothing good on (but I feel like watching tv at this time).

[Mr Bigglesworth]

@Breathless: *Oops - I wouldn't have taken that advice ever!*

Try throwing things at your boss, that'll relax you.

@Gagged: Just turn of the TV and watch it sit there, you'll save electricity this way.

I keep getting Ninja'd

[gaggedLouise]

Call up Batman for lessons. I hear he's a trained ninja.

I keep oversleeping.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Don't go to sleep in the first place.

My elbow hurts.

[Breathless Intent]

Smash the tv in! That'd be fun and you wont have to choose between shows :D

Just pick one thread and respond to yourself over and over - no one else will bother interrupting you

Chop off your arm

My coffee isn't sweet enough

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Add some Orange Juice to it.

I'm lonely.

[Breathless Intent]

Create an imaginary friend

I want a new purse

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Those PF Chang bags are gold, use one of those.

My pen is out of ink.

[Breathless Intent]

Fill it with blood

I want to take a nap

[DeadCell]

Go make the Mafia angry, you will be sleeping with the fishes soon enough.

I want a nice cold shower...

[Zylvyn]

go polar dipping in a hole in the ice next winter.

I'm lonely.

[Breathless Intent]

Go jump in the Arctic Ocean - its like a shower :D

There are some crackheads that will be your friends if you give them money

I want some chocolate

[Zylvyn]

Go rob a convenience store for a chocolate bar.

The screen on my bedroom window needs fixing.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

@Breathless: Plant some cacao - and wait.
@Zylvyn: Just throw it away, the bugs need to get in to stay warm anyway.

I want to squeeze Bre's boobies.

[Zylvyn]

Do it!  DO IT!

I want to watch him squeeze them.