Corrupt a wish

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but it comes to life as a creepy Frankenstein monster.

I wish that I had something to drink.

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but I've replaced it with tap fluid.

I wish I had never dripped that tap fluid in my Sonic cup by accident that one time.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but instead it is replaced with a far fouler substance.

I wish that I didn't accidentally taste the fluid from a glowstick that one time. :P

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but a Bic pen explodes in your mouth instead.

I wish I slept like a normal person.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but you never dream again.

I wish that I could remember all of my dreams.

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but some of them are so horrific you never sleep again.

I wish I had listened to my mother when she told me not to read "A Child Called It"

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but you have to read the book "IT" instead.

I wish it was twelve days from now. :P

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but you sleep through it.

HA. Joke's on you, I love that book. Take that, Mr. English Major :)

[chivalrousdeviant]

I'm not going to lie, I do to. :D It's a fantastic book! But most people are freaked out beyond reason by it. :P Which I don't really get? Because in all honesty it's not that scary. :P So, instead of IT, you have to read 50 Shades of Grey, and ONLY 50 Shades of Grey, for the rest of your days. :P

[sweetgirl91]

Ahhhh, yes. I saw in your intro thread you're not a Shades fan. I've yet to finish the first book, but I liked what I read so far. I have a serious problem with people who put forth a lot of their energy toward hating things or people. I'm not saying that's what you're doing, I just have a great big issue with people like that. Justin Bieber isn't really to my taste, but do I rag on him every chance I get just because I don't like him? Nooooo. I just don't listen to him. I read Twilight and it was okay but I didn't love it. But I don't hate on Stephanie Meyer because I don't like her books, I just don't read them and don't have anything to say about them unless I'm asked.

I realize I forgot to wish for something.

I wish I could re-read all the Harry Potter books again without it sucking up all of my time.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Nah, I don't put have an issue with other people liking it. I'm not a fan of it because it portrays a really unhealthy picture of a kink and a community that I'm a part of. If you're a fan of it though, that's perfectly fine! :) I don't have a problem with people liking it! I just am not a fan. :)

Granted, but you can never read another book again in your life.

I wish that I could go back in time and redo small, dumb mistakes.

[sweetgirl91]

That's a good attitude to have :D

Granted, but in the process you screw something up and end up homeless.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[chivalrousdeviant]

I'm glad you think so! :D

Granted, but then you have to keep talking to me.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[sweetgirl91]

That's not corruption, that's fun :D

Granted, but you turn into a sluggish zombie and some over-zealous zombie-nerd mistakes you for the beginning zombie apocalypse and beheads you with a toothbrush.

I just used up all my creativity for a month.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Well I'm glad you think so! :D

And wow. That's... That's impressive. How does the toothbrush work though? Does it just take a really long time? haha :D

[sweetgirl91]

I have no idea. I told you, no creativity until September 16th :)

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to wish lol

[chivalrousdeviant]

Damn! I guess I may never know now. Hahaha.

Granted, but none of your wishes come true. :P

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep now. :P

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but then you have to talk to me for the rest of the night :)

I wish you didn't have to go to sleep either.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but it only lasts for maybe ten more minutes. :)

I wish that I was completely packed to go off to school. :P

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but you forgot to pack Tales Of Beedle The Bard! :)

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at IHOP.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but you ate twice as much at Denny's. :D

I wish that I could write faster. :P

[sweetgirl91]

Granted, but you write so fast you make 1000 typos and have to go back and fix them and it takes longer than if you were to write at normal speed.

I wish people didn't assume I only listen to country music just because I have a drawl.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but people assume you only have a drawl because you listen to country music.

I wish I could tell what people are thinking.

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but then you find out you have a lot of stalkers.

I wish it would rain everyday.

[chivalrousdeviant]

Granted, but then you have to build a boat 50 cubits long.

I wish I knew what movie to watch.