Perverb Parodies

Started by Oreo, January 13, 2016, 05:56:21 PM

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gaggedLouise

Something is happening here, and you don't know what it is till the fat lady sings - and those drinking glasses begin to break.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Derwaysh

When life gives you lemons the size of melons, its time to migrate away from Chernobyl.
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.


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whimsy

no pain, no gain, no rest for the wicked
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Derwaysh

When the going gets Trump, the Trump gets going. :'(
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.


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gaggedLouise

Quote from: Derwaysh on June 16, 2016, 05:36:46 PM
When the going gets Trump, the Trump gets going. :'(

Too true! :)

When a lady says no, she means: you gotta say yes to another excess!  :P


Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Derwaysh

I haven't failed yet, just found 99 excuses why Tesla's better and that's okay. Rubles are on his but time's on my side! >:)
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.


Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

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gaggedLouise

No true Scotsman would want to break up the United Kingdom, unless you've attempted to have a look under his kilt. 

:P

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Belle33

The penis is mightier than the sword.

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Rummy Tum Tum

Life is what happens when you're busy making lemons.

gaggedLouise

The Devil is in the details, so nail him with a silver hammer instead of a big stick.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Oreo

A chain is only as strong as the Devil you know.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Rummy Tum Tum

Life is a box of the ones you love.

RampantDesires

Actions speak louder than birds of a feather flocking together.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
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Kia


Oreo

Don't make a mountain out of meeting your troubles halfway.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

gaggedLouise

It's hard to be a saint in the city of tricolore halo lights.  ;)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Kia

Better the Devil you know than the mother of invention.

gaggedLouise

When you've taken the Devil into your boat, Captain, you must go down under with the ship.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"