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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  A sudden heat wave comes, alongside a solar flare that shorts out all of your electronics.  Hope you like the heat...

I wish for things.
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RavenBlackmoon

Granted. You get so many things that these things suffocate you.

I wish I was asleep right now.

saphireMARIE

Granted but you sleep for 100 years and when you wake the whole world has changed.

I wish my neck wasn't hurting right now.

Kichita

Granted, but now your neck is the only thing that DOESNT hurt.  You have the flu and every other part of you ACHES!


I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

Galanthor

Granted, the Plants in your garden eat you.

Wish I could fly!

Daoine Sidhe

Throws you off a cliff.  Granted.  You should have wished for wings.

I wish you had wings.
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Kichita

Galant hot has wings but alas, it is too late and they sprout from her crumpled body at the bottom of the cliff.  Besides, they are tiny wings growing out of the side of her head.

I wish my car worked.

Daoine Sidhe

(Psst... Galanthor is male.  At least... he pretends to be male...)

Granted.  Your car works.  Until Mr. Galanthor lands on it, pulverizing it instantly.  How dreadful....

I wish Mr. Galanthor wasn't dead.
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TheHangedOne

Dead? Of course he's not dead. He is, however, about to die.

I wish to be able to finish one of my projects one of these days.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You are able to finish a single project only a millisecond before you die.  Of course, you die before actually succeed in finishing the project.

I wish Mr. Galanthor was neither close to dying, nor dead.
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sweetgirl91

Granted, but now he's immortal and is forced to live through the next ice age.

I wish I could get on a good sleep schedule.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You sleep 1 hour every 24 hours.

I wish I was smarter.
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saphireMARIE

Granted, you grow so smart your brain implodes.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You never gain anything ever.

I wish for nothing!
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sweetgirl91

Granted, but now I'm in charge of your wishes forever. The plague of rhinos will just be the appetizer!

I wish I had a better paying job with a better boss.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Ghandi

TheHangedOne

You get a job that not only pays well, but has an amazing boss. Unfortunately, the boss above your boss is a total asshole, and will eventually be arrested for embezzling funds. You will be blamed for this, and made a scapegoat.

I wish I had some root beer.
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"Before you roar, please take a deep breath."
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Kichita

Granted, you have a thimbleful of the best, most delectable root beer in the world which makes you desire more, but it is the last thimbleful in existence. 

I wish my teeth were a bit whiter. 

saphireMARIE

Granted, your teeth become so white you blind everybody you meet so they all hate you  >:)

I wish I didn't feel depressed at the moment Dx

Kichita

Granted.  You are so happy you wet yourself with glee!

I wish you weren't depressed too.

saphireMARIE

Granted, I find a song to cheer myself up with.

I wish I hadn't made Kichita wish I weren't depressed  :-X

Kichita

Granted, it never happened. Kichita instead grows confused and vomits on your left shoe.

I wish satellite tv was free.


sweetgirl91

Granted, but they only show I Love Lucy and Infomercials.

I wish my AC wasn't out :( 110 degrees during the day and we have no AC.
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Galanthor

Granted, from now on it will run perpetually...oh and i lovered the heat to 10 degrees, should help.

I wish...
for a fish?

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Your A/C works, but your heater doesn't - and there's a sudden, and perpetual - cold snap.

Granted.  It's a mutant fish that robs you at gunpoint.

I wish for a pinecone to magically transform into a dragon and wage war against other pinecone-dragons.
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Mercedes

granted. They eat you and your family.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the universe
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