Beer Puns To Rule the World!!

Started by Tad, August 26, 2009, 03:22:42 PM

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Tad

Only puns involving beer allowed.  And please try to check and see if your pun has already been posted

Bonus points if it's a Shakes-beer quote!
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Tad

#1
If music be the beer of love, play on
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The thirst may sicken, and so pass out.
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Nirinian

Half a beer, philosophically,
Must, ipso-facto, half not be.
But half the beer has got to be
Vis-a-vis, its entity. Do you see?

But can a beer be said to be
Or not to be an entire beer
When half the beer is not a beer
Due to some ancient injury?
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Nirinian

Shall I compare thee to a summer's pint?
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Tad

Tarry a little, there is something else.
This bond doth give thee here no jot of Bud;
The words expressly are "a pound of mash."
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Avi

"What do you want?"  "I want the BEER!"  "Beer?  You can't HANDLE the beer!"
Your reality doesn't apply to me...

Queen Be Damned Sheiba

#6
525600 minutes, how do you measure, measure a beer.

Taken from Rent

Chevalier des Poissons

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Nirinian

We're no strangers to beer, you know the ales, and so do I~!
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Queen Be Damned Sheiba

Poor Brutus, with himself at war, Forgets the shows of lagger to other men.

Nirinian

Full version:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's pint?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough pints do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the pint of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:

    So long as men can drink or eyes can see pints,
    So long lives beer, and beer gives life to thee.
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Chevalier des Poissons

Don't worry,
about a thing
cause every little thing,
is gonna beer alright.
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HairyHeretic

Bill Bailey-Chaucer Pubbe Gagge

Ok, it's not quite a beer pun, but its still a good routine
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I know a thing that will never die
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Oniya

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there
shall be no more cakes and ale?
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Marguerite

Where's there's a beer there's a drunk.
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Chevalier des Poissons

A-HA!

You are the one
who had drunken me in
catching you was so haard
I call your friends
but there is no beer in

Don't even care
you don't care with my beer, but
I do, drink with you
anyway you want me to
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Andy

I dont have a drinking Problem.

I drink some ale,
I get drunk to the boot,
And then i pass out.

No Problem!
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Foxman

To beer or not to beer. That is the question. :D


Queen Be Damned Sheiba

A Lagger A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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TheWriter

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QuoteImmanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

despickable

#24
Another song of the brew

Dough the stuff that buys me Beer
Ray the man who sells me beer
Me the one who drinks the beer
Far a long way to the john
So I'll have another beer
La La lager is a beer
Tea no thanks I'm having beer
Which brings us back to dough

repeat until you run out of beer or dough which ever comes first

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