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Foxfyr

#150
July 07, 2010, 02:33:41 AM
Because no matter how long you have it, it'll never wear out.

How is sex like a desk?

Dreamers Sand

#151
July 07, 2010, 02:43:09 AM
It's altogether useful, it not downright necessary, and can be put in most places with enough space. Also, it's good for taking a little strain off of you and keeping everything together. If you get a good desk, it'll even be hard, sturdy, and reliable to last ;)

How is sex like a bottle of wine?
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Sasha

#152
July 07, 2010, 11:16:39 AM

The longer it goes the sweeter the taste ... maturity and refinement has a class all of its own .


How is sex like the ocean ?

Dreamers Sand

#153
July 07, 2010, 11:19:22 AM
Because the deeper you get into the soothing waters, the stronger they become. And as well, once your in, and getting deeper, it's that much harder to return to shore again.

How is sex like a violin?
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features."
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Nevermore of blood ravens

#154
July 07, 2010, 01:56:56 PM
It takes skilled fingers to make the best sounds

How is sex like a blade of grass?

Cyra

#155
October 07, 2010, 01:52:51 PM
The best sex involves bending like a blade of grass.

How is sex like an unruly child?

doom29169

#156
October 07, 2010, 01:57:43 PM
Sex is like an unruley child because you have to spank it to make it good.

Why is sex like macaronie and cheese?

Bubbles

#157
October 07, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
I thought this is an PG-13 Area.. :<<

mehh =[

soft,crispy..and a bit salty at times.Not everything is Sweet,Must be bitter or sorrow to.


why is sex pleasant?
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doom29169

#158
October 08, 2010, 06:39:28 AM
Sex is pleasant because otherwise men would never have children. (probably not true, but still funney)

Why is sex like playing a piano?

Kendra

#159
October 08, 2010, 08:21:04 AM
It's essential to touch the right keys to make beautiful music.

Why is sex like ... a fine merlot?

Cyra

#160
October 09, 2010, 08:18:29 AM
Sex is like Merlot because it blends softness and fleshiness...you can do that with great sex ;)

Why is sex like...a scary movie?

doom29169

#161
October 09, 2010, 03:20:04 PM
Sex is like a scary movie because you pant and moan and love every second of it.

Why is sex like a rainstorm?

lenka

#162
October 10, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
OH GOD! sex is the most amazing experience in one's life, merging with one you have become saturated with.....(love that word)

Drow Denizen

#163
October 10, 2010, 12:36:50 AM
Since you didn't add one, I'll do it for you! *smirks*

Sex is like a banana, best when matured and when it comes down to it, it's all monkey business.

Sex is like a painting...
You might say it's sexist to treat women like objects, so you can ogle their luscious rounded boobies and melt away between their smooth milky thighs as the sweat runs in rivulets from their writhing, sensuous body, but...sorry, I forgot where I was going with that.

lenka

#164
October 10, 2010, 01:03:29 AM
a painting?....can create a new master piece everytime and then sell it for alot of money?...that's prostituation Drow!

Drow Denizen

#165
October 10, 2010, 01:04:32 AM
Lol!

Silly lenka, you forgot to add a 'Sex is like...' again  ::)
You might say it's sexist to treat women like objects, so you can ogle their luscious rounded boobies and melt away between their smooth milky thighs as the sweat runs in rivulets from their writhing, sensuous body, but...sorry, I forgot where I was going with that.

lenka

#166
October 10, 2010, 01:09:34 AM
sex is like a soft floating cloud!...

Drow Denizen

#167
October 10, 2010, 01:19:42 AM
Sex is like a soft floating cloud; the stuff dreams are made of.

Sex is like a viking...
You might say it's sexist to treat women like objects, so you can ogle their luscious rounded boobies and melt away between their smooth milky thighs as the sweat runs in rivulets from their writhing, sensuous body, but...sorry, I forgot where I was going with that.

lenka

#168
October 10, 2010, 01:21:11 AM
sex is like a viking because it's hard and rough and there's no messing around.

Sex is like a bar of chocolate....

(never read the rules.... ::))

Oniya

#169
October 10, 2010, 01:23:05 AM
...it can satisfy you and leave you wanting more, all at the same time.

Sex is like a snowstorm...
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lenka

#170
October 10, 2010, 01:36:52 AM
blows with force in all the wrong places...or the right!

sex is like that of a greek god..

Scribe08

#171
October 10, 2010, 10:05:52 PM Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 01:43:28 AM by Scribe08

You're left feeling high.. like you're looking over the cliff-edge of Mt Olympus.

Sex is like your favourite cocktail drink...
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