The Best of Blydad

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Blythe

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(Context: it's late at night right now and Blydad is actually supposed to take his meds and go to sleep)

Blydad takes his donuts super seriously. From less than twenty minutes ago....

Me: I see you are still awake; you feeling okay, dad?
Blydad: I just
Blydad: really
Blydad: am waiting on the donut shop to open
Me: It's nearly 1 a.m.
Me: You've got at least another 3 hours
Me: You've been up a really long time, too. You should really go to sleep.
Blydad: Once upon a time when you were younger, you stayed up waiting for the donut shop to open because you wanted a box of chocolate donuts.
Blydad: See, and you did that because you got it from me. In this family, we are very willing to do whatever it takes to be the first person through the bakery doors to get the first best donut.
Me: I like donuts as much as the next person, but I mean--
Blydad: Right now, I like those donuts more than I like sleep.
Me: ...did you eat dinner?
Blydad: Nope. Saving room for donuts.
Me: This is a kneejerk reaction to you trying to get donuts yesterday and them being out, isn't it? When they only had the ones I liked?
Blydad: I SWEAR TO GOD AL ISN'T GOING TO BEAT ME THERE THIS TIME AND BUY ALL THE DAMN BOSTON CREME BEFORE I DO
Blydad: THAT SNEAKY S.O.B.
Blydad: HE EVEN KNEW THAT THEY ARE THE ONES I LIKE BEST AND HE KNEW I WAS GOING TO GO BUY THEM THAT VERY DAY.
Me: Dad--
Blydad: THIS IS WAR.

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Nadir

spite donuts best donuts

Amaris

I loves the taste of revenge in the morning.


Nadir

it's that juxtaposition of the sweet treat vs the salt of another man's tears

Kye


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Nowherewoman

Doooonutssss...   O:)
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Blythe

We did indeed get donuts after 4 a.m.  :-)

Then he drove to the next city over to get more a few hours ago. >_>

Nowherewoman

Hey. He's a connoisseur!
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Oniya

Quote from: Blythe on May 19, 2018, 01:54:35 PM
We did indeed get donuts after 4 a.m.  :-)

Then he drove to the next city over to get more a few hours ago. >_>

'It's worth the trip!'
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
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Bruja

Quote from: Nadir on May 19, 2018, 10:00:41 AM
spite donuts best donuts


I heart Blydad...his priorities are perfect

Wenterburn

Midnight Blydad Foods:


  • Bacon sandwiches (none for Bly)
  • Donuts

I think that deserves a Michelin star.  ;D

Beguile's Mistress

A glazed raised donut bacon sandwich! :-)

Nowherewoman

Instead of obsessing on the person you want to be, focus on who you DON'T want to be. It's much easier to not do certain things than to break your head on some ideal of yourself.

When the dust settles, you may find out you've become who you were supposed to be all along.

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Lyron

Aw, Blydad is adorable! XD


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Blythe

<Blydad was making spaghetti earlier>

Blydad: what do you call a fake noodle
Blydad: *wriggles a noodle at me*
Blydad: you call it
Me: oh god this is going to be a pun, I just know it
Blydad: AN IMPASTA
Me: Coincidentally, it means it was fake because it was demonic.
Blydad: ...wait what
Me: IMP.
Blydad: ...how dare you add layers to my pun
Blydad: demonoodles in red sauce
Blydad: new name for my spaghetti


Amaris

Bahah omg! Blydad is so amazing.


Nowherewoman

Instead of obsessing on the person you want to be, focus on who you DON'T want to be. It's much easier to not do certain things than to break your head on some ideal of yourself.

When the dust settles, you may find out you've become who you were supposed to be all along.

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Kye

demonoodles.  *cackles*

Trilby

The IMP was a stroke of genius too.  :-)

Mirrah

Pun Level: Increased! XD
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Wistful Dream

~laughs~ I love the banter between you two.

Nowherewoman

Instead of obsessing on the person you want to be, focus on who you DON'T want to be. It's much easier to not do certain things than to break your head on some ideal of yourself.

When the dust settles, you may find out you've become who you were supposed to be all along.

more me here now!  (O/Os, ideas and junk): https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=215830.0

and mea culpas  (A/As): https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=221151.0