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Oreo

Inkidu gave me a wonderful one. ;D

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

gaggedLouise

Five mammoths walk into a bar, swaying their trunks and looking for Russian vodka....  ;)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

gaggedLouise

Nobody knows how hard the moon is walking at midnight....  ;)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Adammair

Nobody knows how hard IT IS to moon WHILE walking at midnight... *chuckles*

MasterMischief

Am I a bad llama because I think Target is superior to Walmart?

Jaqhal

Are you the banana king?  :o
The true power that dominates us is the harmful, endless, consuming, destructive and insatiable thirst.

Styx26

*slams my hand on the table*

SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF F***!

*awkward moment of silence*

I had to get that out there.
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Patience is a virtue... it's a good thing I'm trying to be more virtuous! ^^
Quote from: Wolfling72 on December 06, 2013, 06:23:12 PM
Do NOT encourage the Padawan!

Wispyr

-Flails around madly- Never satisfied.... Sigh.

gaggedLouise

*watches Styx slam her fist into the table and erupt*

~notes to herself~ Seventeen different kinds of...not a larger number? - Handjobs are sometimes best done in handcuffs.  ;)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Evil Tim

*Thinks to himself*  I would pay good money if Christopher Walken ever did a Christmas album...

Midwest Man

Am I a bad person for eating the cookies and milk the children leave out for Santa? I mean they're male chocolate chip cookies, my favorite! And ice cold milk. Santa understands doesn't he?

Styx26

Quote from: Midwest Man on December 11, 2014, 10:39:23 PM
Am I a bad person for eating the cookies and milk the children leave out for Santa? I mean they're male chocolate chip cookies, my favorite! And ice cold milk. Santa understands doesn't he?

I didn't know cookies had gender...
Ons and Offs
RP Ideas, Characters
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Patience is a virtue... it's a good thing I'm trying to be more virtuous! ^^
Quote from: Wolfling72 on December 06, 2013, 06:23:12 PM
Do NOT encourage the Padawan!

gaggedLouise

He broke the Santa Clause somehow.  ;)

MMXV will be here soon.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Midwest Man

Male cookies have nuts, females ones don't.

Dama

Female ones have cherries.
Consider yourself blessed to have someone in your life who wants you to be better and do better.

Midwest Man

Thou hast given me something new to know. And I am giggling with mirth at that knowledge!

gaggedLouise

Come here and I'll show you there's more to 'knowing' than just thinking...

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Adammair

Where am I? Who am I? What am I?

MasterMischief

I ams what I ams and that's all that I ams.

Frozen Flame

Sometimes, with clever lyrics, Punk Rock can be a pun-crock

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Frozen Flame on December 31, 2014, 02:01:51 AM
Sometimes, with clever lyrics, Punk Rock can be a pun-crock

I've actually heard an old comedy routine from about 1980 where a guy got introduced as "punk rocker so-and-so" but the first question he got from the interlocutor/reporter was "so how are things going with the genital sack clashing business /pung-krockeriet/ ?"  :D

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Frozen Flame

Quote from: gaggedLouise on December 31, 2014, 08:55:06 AM
I've actually heard an old comedy routine from about 1980 where a guy got introduced as "punk rocker so-and-so" but the first question he got from the interlocutor/reporter was "so how are things going with the genital sack clashing business /pung-krockeriet/ ?"  :D

Ha! An awesome punk rock pun to bring the whole thing full circle, meta-style. Very nice :)

CaptainNexus616

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \(`Д´)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
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Frozen Flame

Quote from: CaptainNexus616 on December 31, 2014, 12:04:33 PM
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
*cue the perfectly timed explosion*

gaggedLouise

*is tossed to the side by the sudden explosion, with hands bound behind her back*

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"