Last One Wins

[Mint]

Thank you, but I'll be taking that back. *win snatches*

[Nimmy]

Mint does have a point. Ghosts do have eternal win. *steals it*

[King]

Kings do, too.

[Mint]

Until they die and are buried. Admittedly, they are buried with win. But their win decays. Ghosts don't.

[King]

King Henry the VIII is still total win.

[Mint]

I don't see him posting. *raises eyebrow*

[Nimmy]

*sneaks through while King and Mint bicker*

[King]

*ties Nim up and takes the win back*

[Mint]

*takes the win and climbs up a tree*

[King]

*gets his chainsaw*

[Mint]

*decides it's a better idea to hide in a bush*

[Nimmy]

*gets free from the ropes and flees*

[Greg MD]

*hides in the bush with Mint*

[Mint]

Why hello, Greg. But the win's still mine. *guards it with life*

[Greg MD]

That's not a very bright idea...I don't want to have to take your life....Mistress *looks downward, still tied to Mint's leash*

[King]

You won't have to. I've already got it. That win was fake.

[Greg MD]

Oh really? While you were grabbing it, I took your chainsaw.

[Mint]

*smirks a bit and twists the leash between her fingers* Well, who has the real win now, King? Yeah, it's me.

[Greg MD]

Well...actually I'm guarding it for you

[King]

...that chainsaw is electric. You've unplugged the extension cord.

[Mint]

Thank you, Greg. Maybe you'll get a reward for your efforts. ;3 We don't need a chainsaw to be filled with win.

[King]

...maybe I'm just jealous that I'm not on a leash? :p

[Mint]

Sometimes vicious animals do need to be shown who is boss. *considers as she holds onto the win* But I don't give leashes to just anyone.

[King]

You'd have a tough time really getting a leash on me, anyway.

After all, I am the winner.

[kitten]

Sorry *dances away with the win* I hate to break it to you, but you're not anymore.