Corrupt a wish

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Rish

Granted, but you grow such an obsession with them that no one will associate with you unless they are trying to steal from your collection.

I wish spiders could talk.

Nova Genesis

Granted but all they would say is how afraid they are of you.


I wish I could shop more than I work.

Golden Spider

Granted but you soon find yourself in massive debt to both the Italian, the Chinese, and the Sweedish Mafia

I wish that I had some upper body strength.
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Rish

Granted, but you lose equally as much lower leg strength. Making day to day more tiring for you.

I wish humans were nocturnal.

Nova Genesis

Granted but now we only come out at night and the day time looks like a scene from I Am Legend because goodness knows all landscapers went out of business on account of no one really seeing their yard.

I wish the horizon wasn't so far away.

Rish

Granted, but now the world population is overflowing with how many of us there are.

I wish drought was never an issue.

Nova Genesis

Granted but now we are stuck in a loop of scenes from Waterworld, and for whatever reason you can't remember how to swim.

I wish chocolate didn't stain.

Rish

Granted, now chocolate doesn't exist. So it can never stain.

I wish holidays lasted longer.

Nova Genesis

Granted but all of the people who are not lovers of the holidays, revolt due to the loss of revenue when consecutive weeks are given off from work and school.

I wish I were a rebel without a cause.

Rish

Granted, you find yourself rebelling at your own decisions for no reason. Becoming indecisive and unable to make the simple choice of 'cola or water' to drink most days.

I wish trade existed instead of currency.

Hob

Granted, but you never seem to have anything that anyone wants or needs.

I wish I could turn my home business into a successful full time gig and quit my regular job.


Rish

Granted, but its never as successful as you desire it to be. Just being enough to pay for the bills and nothing else.

I wish music held true power.

Beguile's Mistress

Your wish has been granted.  Every time you turn on your tunes you blow up something including cars, houses and bridges! :-)

Speaking of music, I wish I could memorize the words of all the songs I really like.

Rish

Quote from: Beguile's Mistress on September 20, 2015, 10:29:21 PM
Your wish has been granted.  Every time you turn on your tunes you blow up something including cars, houses and bridges! :-)

Speaking of music, I wish I could memorize the words of all the songs I really like.

*Seems to listen to dubstep a lot!*

Granted, but you find yourself memorizing the songs you want to forget. As well as every other word you hear....

I wish, erm....I wish summoning didn't bring evil to the world?

Beguile's Mistress

Your wish is granted.  Each time you cast your circle and chant your spell evil comes calling and finds the door locked against it.  It's building up back there and getting really, really cranky. :-)

I wish I had a chocolate bar right now.

Hob

Granted.  It's made of ground up Necco Wafers and buttermilk.

I wish that I could (at will) identify, understand, speak, read, and write every human language that ever existed including local idioms, slang, patois, and creoles.

Rish

Granted, but you're now a supernatural creature and many want to catch you. While wards and general 'evil spirit charms' seem to affect you.

I wish monsters were as cute as the ones from Monster Inc.

Stone

Granted. Monsters are now cute, and no one fears them. The movie is thus retconned because it now makes no sense, and hence, the movie monsters in Monsters are now made scarier.

You monster.

I wish to eat unicorn meat.  O8)
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Golden Spider

#4868
Granted A waiter aproaches you with a silver domed plate. sets it down to reveal..

A unicorn's d***

I wish my essay was completed.
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Firethem

Granted, but the teacher unknowingly drops it in the trash before leaving, forcing you to write it again with a 20% penalty for not giving it on time.

I wish every girl I think is pretty suddenly falls in love with me.

Lunar Raven

Granted, but your perception also become reversed, causing ugly girls to look beautiful in your eyes.  As a double whamy, your vaguely aware of this in the deepest, darkest parts of your conciousness.

I wish I had the worst day ever, because I've been way too happy.
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Golden Spider

Granted, you day suddenly becomes one out a a nightmare. A pane crashes into your house, killing everyone but you, and insurance wont cover it. Followed by the news that your whole family has suffered from heart attacks. And perhaps the worst yet, your puppy has run away!

I wish that I could multi-task
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Lunar Raven

Quote from: Golden Spider on October 07, 2015, 02:30:42 PM
Granted, you day suddenly becomes one out a a nightmare. A pane crashes into your house, killing everyone but you, and insurance wont cover it. Followed by the news that your whole family has suffered from heart attacks. And perhaps the worst yet, your puppy has run away!

I wish that I could multi-task
(lol, that being said, my wish wasn't really corrupted - I got exactly what I asked for!)

Granted. You become an excellent multi-tasker, able to work on dozens, if not scores of things at the same time.  How unfortunate that you can't succeed at any of them whilst your attention is so divided.

I wish I didn't have a dime for every time I've said something stupid.
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Golden Spider

Quote from: Lunar Raven on October 07, 2015, 06:48:20 PM
(lol, that being said, my wish wasn't really corrupted - I got exactly what I asked for!)

Granted. You become an excellent multi-tasker, able to work on dozens, if not scores of things at the same time.  How unfortunate that you can't succeed at any of them whilst your attention is so divided.

I wish I didn't have a dime for every time I've said something stupid.

Maybe not really like they have been in the past. But I took it to an extreme which may be considered corrupting..


Granted everytime you say something stupid a chocolate wrapped to look like a dime magically appears in your pocket.

I wish my Essay had the required amount of words
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Firethem

Granted, but every sentence is replaced by "All work and no play make Golden Spider a dull boy". Your teacher finds that unsettling and has you expelled from school.

I wish Scarlett Johansson appeared on my bed, filled with love and desire for me.