Corrupt a wish

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FroreQueen

Granted!

Except you can only teleport once. To Pluto no less.

I wish I had sparklers to celebrate coming back here!
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Phantomhive

Granted but they are fireworks and threaten to burn down the city, your house, whatever is close.

I wish I had a puppy for Xmas. Even though it's just another holiday to me.
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NomadicNovak

Granted
But the puppy wil live to destroy you and all of mankind.

I wish I was 5"11'

Phantomhive

Granted but you get 5"11'  wide not tall.

I wish I had a cute and cuddly non threatening man in my life.

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There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

ChicagoOkie

Granted, but he is a doll. Enjoy.

I wish I had a magic wand that when used would instantly clean the house.
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NomadicNovak

Granted but whenever you use it, you would wipe clean your memory.

I wish Senpai would notice me.

ChicagoOkie

Granted, but it is merely because you have the answer to the question.

I wish I was in one of those harem mangas where I was the male lead and I was surrounded by sexy and cute ladies.
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Codswallop

Granted, but all the sexy and cute ladies are Futa (which may or may not ruin this wish, I understand)

I wish someone else would do the damn dishes for a change.

Golden Spider

Granted but their style of :doing the dishes" means just throwing them away.

I wish that I can like musicals and not be ashamed about it
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Phantomhive

Granted but now musicals are your entire life, you simply can't live without them.

I wish I could miss my family reunion next year. GROANS
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

NomadicNovak

Granted. But the next one will last a whole week, and the food there wont even be decent.

I wish I had a Horse

Phantomhive

Granted but it's a miniature pony.

I wish I lost 67lbs.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

justme4386

Granted, but it's 67 lbs of bones, muscles, organs... And you end up with mainly fatty tissue - unable to move or speak...

I wish for world peace!
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Deamonbane

Granted. Humans, in their many wars, developed a super-virus that wiped humanity out in days. Now it's just animals, settling the ecosystems. The world is at peace, but we're not around to enjoy it. Silly humans.

I wish humans weren't so silly.
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justme4386

Granted. All humans evolve to become like their ape brethren and shunning technology as the root of all evil. Unfortunately this would mean Elliquiy gets shut down as well. :(

I wish people would stop commercializing everything - especially Christmas.
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Phantomhive

Granted but now all of us who work gt no public holidays and longer working schedule's. Damn why did you wish for that.

I wish the Easter bunny was not so cute *blah*
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Stone

Granted. The Easter bunny is now Calista Flockhart's botox residue. I hope you're happy.

I wish Christmas is a delight this year.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

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ChicagoOkie

I hate to corrupt this one.

Granted, but the day after sucks more than ever.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.
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NomadicNovak

Granted. But you're genie picks and chooses which ones to grant.

I wish I had a social life

Codswallop

Granted, but it's all needy people who only know how to take, leaving you ultimately lonely and unfulfilled. Sorry about that, I know how much it sucks.

I wish I was over six feet tall.

NomadicNovak

Ouch. If I had a heart that would've made me feel some way.

Your wish is granted. But only your neck will grow leaving you with a very disproportionate body.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Codswallop

Granted, but you're the original idea for Jar Jar Binks, both a Gungan and a sith lord (Jesus, I'm a nerd).

I wish I wasn't such a nerd.

NomadicNovak

I can live with that. I love Jar Jar Binks, and sith lords rock!

Your wish shall be granted. But your life wouldn't be as fulfilling, and you would have no knowledge of Star Wars

I wish I wasn't so shy all the time.

Zaphod

Granted but you're a porn star now.  :P

I wish I were in the Bahamas right now.

Vessie

Granted, an earthquake strikes the Bahamas and you're the only injured person when a palm-tree falls on your foot.

I wish that it wasn't Christmas tomorrow.