If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Aeval]

I would love to!!

If it thundered and I was afraid, would you sit with me?

[Anesa]

I'd squeeze you up real tight. :)

If I sang to you and it was REALLY bad, would you throw rotten tomatoes at me? :(

[Rolo]

Nah!!  I would join you!!


If I sang paradise by the dashboard light would you act it out with me?

[Anesa]

You do know I have a car fetish...???   :p

If I grabbed your keys would you let me drive your car?

[Rolo]

I don't know. Can you handle a 78 Datsun B210  got nearly 8 horsepower.  ;D


If I handed you the keys to a one of a kind priceless auto would you take me for a spin?

[Anesa]

;) Let's go burn some rubber, baby!

If I could read your mind, would you be picturing me naked?

[adroitgrayman]

Yes... I would be.

If you fine me imagining you nude, would you scold me for that ?

[Anesa]

Ah, hell nah.  :D

If I held real still, would you bench press me?

[Rolo]

Lets just say I would bench you half way.  Just down so I could kiss your belly and let the rest of the evening unfold.


If I imagined you naked and you knew, would you comply?

[Anesa]

Begins to undress......

If I cooked you something to eat and it was burnt, would you go ahead and eat it and not say anything to keep from hurting my feelers?

(Is it just me?  or are my sentences running a mile long??)

[adroitgrayman]

Yes, I would.

If I desired you to strip for me privately, would you do that ?

(How about, if it is both.  C:)

[Anesa]

Oh sure, why not adroitgrayman...(btw, what does your name mean???  Just curious..)

If I were shy and inhibited, would you be patient with me?

(I know I know..it's a stretch.... just play along)

[Rolo]

Would play to your level and have a wonderful game of shy and geek



If I were a comedien would you come watch my show?

[Anesa]

Are you kidding me?  You've been making me laugh for quite some time, suga!  Yes, I'd come watch you. ;)

If I were bent over busy doing housework, would you come up and take advantage of my position?

[adroitgrayman]

Well, I won't take advantage... but yes... I won't like to loose a golden opportunity too.

If I am going to strip myself, will you come over to watch me?

(My name consists of two words Adroit Grayman... if you could fine the meaning of Adroit... you will know... )

[Anesa]

Adroit?  I'm watching you now, honey.  :p

If I go find a dictionary to look up that word, would you think I was dumb?  :p

[adroitgrayman]

Not at all. I would just understand that you are curious.

If I ask you to join me in the stip, but, stripping each other then would you join me?

[Anesa]

But...you are already nekkid!  You have a head start on me! :(    LOL!

Btw, I looked up that word.  I could change my name to:  Adroit woman!  What do you think?

If I brought home a stray puppy, would you let me keep it?

[adroitgrayman]

Yes, of course, I love puppies.

If I wanted to open your hairs loose, would you let me do that ?

(I am not yet... just under the process... and you are welcome to join and it would be lovely to see you Adroit Woman.)

[Anesa]

Laughs

You are too much fun, Adroit!  :p  And yes, you could "open my hairs" if it so pleased you.  :p

If I were crying and sad, would you come and wrap your big, strong arms around me and comfort me?

[adroitgrayman]

(I am glad that you are enjoying with me. *smiles*)

Of course, yes, there is nothing to be asked about it.

After wrapping you in my arms, I feel like going for a strong deep passionate French kiss, would you go for it?

[Anesa]

In her best French accent

Ohh, wee wee Monsieur!

If I gave you a French kiss, would you still want to open my hairs? :(

[adroitgrayman]

Of course, my fingers would keep crawling in your hairs while lips working passionately.

If I wanted to kiss you all over, would you desire that?

[Anesa]

I like kisses :)

If I let you kiss me all over, would you mind if I spanked your tush?

[adroitgrayman]

Ouch... I would love and enjoy it.

If I wanted to have an exotic dance with you, would you love it?