Breakup with the person above you!

[Blaed]

You are always sitting down and just looking off into space, I know you are thinking about Xandi's butt and i cant have that, good bye

[Autumn52]

there you go again, jealousy is very unattractive we are through (just kidding)

[Zelric Miras]

I don't know how to say this....you are too seductive for me, i'm afraid here is where we part ways. (not quite)

[Autumn52]

you wear far to many clothes, I want an exhibitionist like me. bye

[CaptainErotica]

When I said I liked an exhibitionist I didn't expect you to go around flashing your behind at at every man you see.  We are through.

[Ramael]

I'm into dress-up.

But these metal codpieces? They chafe, dude.

They really chafe.

You're gonna have to find someone else to lick your greaves and pant onto your mask!

[Chevalier des Poissons]

Your hair is prettier than mine. We won't go any longer like that. Bye.

[Novak]

you ruined that white rose that's it we are done!!    And I only called you baby because I have no idea how to pronounce your name!

[Nico]

Dude, you're playing way too much with your gun and not with me. We're done. :P

[Cherri Tart]

i don't want to date someone hotter then me, so i am out of here!

[Aiden]

I can't be with someone who played my boy Nicholas like that, sorry babe. But I am not against us having the occasional booty call so I'll keep that number handy.

[Nico]

Man, you know, I have no issues with you having fun with others but...with a girl? No, we're done. Was fun while it lasted. :P

[Silver]

I just can't keep up with your sexiness and your unwillingness to share me with your men friends.. I'm done.. *tear*

[Ramael]

Yeah, so, I'm like, part Lycan. You know those sneezing fits? Ya, well turns out I'm allergic to...you, babe. Sorry, I know you think they're cute and all, but...it's past a joke now.

As a parting present, I layered your favourite black glove with glue.

Good luck with that itchy forehead of yours.

[Zelric Miras]

I can take the fang but those yellow feathers are way too much. You know how to count? Don't count me in.

[little princess]

I knew you where cheating on me but i never thought it was with Ramael.where over *runs away*

[Golguy]

You are sooo needy, always looking for me to scratch behind your ears. We are through, so cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it!

[Batty]

I'm sorry but I can't wake up with another "Z" on my butt, my family are starting to ask questions. I think it's best if we part!

[Nico]

Dude, you know, you're nice and all but you're getting me all batty! ;D Was nice while it lasted. ;)

[Xiddeus]

Nicholas, I am sorry but you're not furry enough for me.

[auroraChloe]

you're just...  not there.  and now, neither am i.   

[stormsfury]

I have to break up with you, you keep stealing that kid's sweaters

[Lucinda]

Its getting too intense for me. The sex is amazing but.. I can't let myself fall in love with you. I fear for my heart. This must end.

*this is a sentiment which has genuinely been used to break up with me in the past! :-P *

[auroraChloe]

being with you is a hair raising experience.  and the defying gravity thing just freaks me out.  got to go!

[Panthean]

I'm breaking up with you because the thread told me to  ;D