Corrupt a wish

[William Blake]

Granted... but at the cost of Wednesday.

I wish I could talk like Morgan Freeman when I wanted to.

[Kore]

Granted, but to the opposite sex it sounds like Donald Duck.

I wish I didn't have a metal coffee cup so I could put it in the microwave and heat it up safely.

[Silent Knight]

Granted at the cost of all your dishes.

I wish for a husky pup.

[Z E N]

Granted, but it runs away the first chance it gets and never comes back.

I wish for more hours in a day.

[Silent Knight]

Granted. You'll have 2802 a day at your new home on venus.

Wish I had some chips and cream.

[CassieBear]

Granted, except the flavor of the chips do not go with the flavor of the cream.

I wish my internet would start working well.

[Silent Knight]

Granted, but then your power goes out.

I wish for less distractions so that I could go to bed on time.

[CassieBear]

Granted, but you can't fall asleep.

I wish I knew all the answers.

[Silent Knight]

Granted. Though questions heard are never in your native tongue any more.

Wish I throw away all of my fears as easy as taking out the trash.

[William Blake]

Granted. You now find it neigh-impossible to take out the trash.

I wish I had an infinite supply of tea.

[Silent Knight]

Granted at the cost of any and all containers you use for it shatters or becomes riddled with holes.


I wish for a time turner, like in Harry Potter.

[CassieBear]

Granted, it only brings you back twenty minutes.

I wish I could fall asleep.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you are now in a very long coma


I wish I could get married tomorrow.

[CassieBear]

Granted, but it's with someone you hate.

I wish I had some freshly cut flowers for my room.

[bel imperia]

Granted! But the pollen will cling to you, and your favorite person is violently allergic to it.

I wish I were better at being punctual.

[Silent Knight]

Granted, though it's now everyone and everything else around you that's constantly late.


I wish I could fix my better pc on my own.

[CassieBear]

Granted, though it's password protected and you can't quite remember what your password is.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

[Janzhi]

You aren't getting sick. You are transforming into a small-breasted, incredibly sexy non-Tolkien elf.

I wish I wasn't flying to Pittsburgh next week.

[CassieBear]

Granted, however you are flying to Alaska.

I wish it was the weekend.

[MajesticFrost]

Granted. You only have a few seconds left until it's Monday.


I wish I was immortal.

[CassieBear]

That's fine, I have Mondays off. :P

Granted, you watch everyone you love die.

I wish I felt better.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, you feel So much better everyone wants to know what the cure is and they lock you away to do a battery of tests on you to figure out how you are so much better, so quickly!

I wish I had one million dollars.

[Eikichi]

Granted. Only the money not only feels like a burden but a variety of strange occurrences leads you to believe the money is cursed and you spend the rest of your days in a mental hospital after burning all the money to avoid any more bad occurrences.

I wish I could type with more than two fingers.

[Gypsywoman]

Granted, however while typing with more fingers they get all tangled up and makes it more difficult to type.

I wish to be immortal.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, you now live your life forever, alone.  Everyone you know or knew or wished to know is no longer alive to share anything with you. 

I wish I didn't have to wake up really early tomorrow