Breakup with the person above you!

[One-Eyed Jack]

Ah, blue bunny, if only you would have let me untwist your lovely limbs.  But alas . . .

[blue bunny sparkle]

And you never even tried! And I would have let you too! It's over!

[abandoneddolly]

blue bunny sparkle you get mad when I try to steal your wings. I don't think this is going to work.

[blue bunny sparkle]

Abandoneddolly! I can not fit inside that dollhouse! I've told you a hundred times! I need more room! It's over!

[Autumn52]

Bunny I'm sorry but I am to jealous of you to stay any longer. You know I would love
to get over my jealousy but I just cant. Im sorry but I have to go

[Nico]

Darling, you're a real sweetheart, but your jealousy is killing me. We can stay friends, though. Love ya. ;)

[Sapien]

I never loved, I never liked ya, and the sex was aweful! Goodbye! Oh and by the way.. it's not okay for you to use my tooth brush! Ta ta!

[Belle33]

Hmmm - you can tell a lot about a guy based on the way he ended things with his last lover.  Clearly, you are not the one for me - Ogre!  Out! And take your vile toothbrush with you!!!

[Prefect Mos]

Comes out from closet hiding place.. "Hey.. your not even going to give him break up smex.. well than I'm gone too if you cant be bothered for a courtesy screw!

[Belle33]

*laughs at courtesy screw*  Where do you come up with this stuff.  I'm afraid it's over until you reveal the source of  your twisted musings.  Ta ta!

[Zaphod]

Honey, where is my Playstation 3? What do you mean you threw it out!!?? That's it! We are through.

[Belle33]

I didn't say I threw it out, I said I pimped it out - it's been fitted to the new 52 inch 3D flat screen I got you.  But I can't believe you'd break up over your game system.  Where's the love???  It's not like it was a 360!  Out mister!!!

[Zaphod]

You would actually compare my PS3 with a 360!? Sacrilege!! I could have forgiven anything except this. Have  a nice life! I am done here.

[Belle33]

*clings to your leg*  No, don't go!!!  *grabs the keys to my new car our of your pocket*  Okay - now you can you leave.  bubye!

[Zaphod]

You love Justin Bieber!? Oh.my.god! I am outta here. *grabs his collection of classic rock before he leaves*

[Belle33]

You don't like the Bieber? Damn, there goes your anniversary gift.  That was like the hottest thing about you.  There's no way this will work.  So long!

[Zaphod]

How many times do I have to tell you not to use my soap in the shower? Since you never seem to learn, I doubt if this relationship can work. Let's just remain good friends.

[Belle33]

It's not me it's you.  You're selfish - who doesn't share soap?  This sends off all sorts of red flags.  It's over!

[Zaphod]

I was willing to share my heart but you were more concerned about the soap! That shows where your priorities lie. Bye!

[Belle33]

You want to do what with the dog?  I'm sorry babe, I just can't.  But good luck with that!  bye now!

[Zaphod]

So what if I made out with your best friend? I can't be with someone that's not open minded. See ya Belle.

[Belle33]

You know - if she didn't have mono - it might not have been a big deal.  Now - go kiss your new sickly girl!

[Zaphod]

You love sumo wrestling porno? WHAT!? Okay, that's the last straw. We are done.

[Belle33]

What?  I thought you supported my kinks!  Fine - I'll just find someone more open minded!  Now go!

[Zaphod]

Darling I love you but I cant stand the snoring. Really. Good bye.