For Blackberry Addicts...

[Maeven]

[Sherona]

moved this to Comedy Corner because, oh my gosh I laughed so hard!!! THankes Maeven :D

[Trieste]

They don't call it a CrackBerry for no reason... I actually forget sometimes to refer to it as a "BlackBerry" in mixed company. I do the same with the Fools and Dopes Administration (FDA) and World of WarCrack...

[Maeven]

Last year... I was hiring an Assistant... and one of the resumes I got received (damn that Paradox) was from a woman who cited as one of her qualifications:

* Proficient at data entry into a Blackbear. 

I nearly fainted from laughing so hard. 

[Inkidu]

Well it seems all people of the Blackberry denomination are all going to blackberry hell. Every person with a blackberry I've ever known besides my mom (They damn near forced the thing down her throat to keep her at work.) breaks at least five of those.

[Trieste]

* Proficient at data entry into a Blackbear. 

Do you still need an-

A blackbear? Isn't that something they have in Canada?

I could totally email a resume...

[Inkidu]

Do you still need an-

A blackbear? Isn't that something they have in Canada?

I could totally email a resume...

No that's they have the Moose Personal Data Assistant.

Sorry Canada. Couldn't resist.

[Kazyth]

Do you still need an-

A blackbear? Isn't that something they have in Canada?

I could totally email a resume...

You can totally use me as a reference, darlin', anytime.  Of course, I may be tempted to submit one of my own.  I'm always looking to fill a position or twelve...

[Maeven]

*gets totally and completely lost in dreams of having both Trieste and Kazyth as assistants* I pay well... and provide room and board. Though the room is what I make for y'all on the bed and the board is what I'll spank you with when you're bad.

[Trieste]

Is it thread-hijacking when you derail your own thread?


I work overtime. Lots of it. And I fit well under desks.

[Kazyth]

It could very well still be thread-hijacking. 

And Maeven, darlin', that room and board is all that I would need... so long as you are ready to have the board taken from and used repeatedly on you.

[Ket]

-looks down at her trust Palm Centro and cries-

So not worthy.

[Maeven]

Well, I think technically that the thread starter has to call for thread hijacking; therefore, if I don't call it hijacking then hijacking doth not exist.

I have lots of room under my desk and I'd gladly do something that would warrant a spanking.

[Kazyth]

So noted, darlin'.  This thread has not yet been hijacked.  I could always get a mask and a knife, if it needs to be.

I would be delighted to hand out said spankings, and any restraining that might need to be done... as long as I get a turn with Trieste under the desk, that is.  Or with me under the desk.  I'm flexible like that.

[Trieste]

-looks down at her trust Palm Centro and cries-

So not worthy.

... but do you like it?

So noted, darlin'.  This thread has not yet been hijacked.  I could always get a mask and a knife, if it needs to be.

I would be delighted to hand out said spankings, and any restraining that might need to be done... as long as I get a turn with Trieste under the desk, that is.  Or with me under the desk.  I'm flexible like that.

Probably not necessary!

I bet there's all sorts of awesome things ON the desk, too. Like a ruler!

[Ket]

... but do you like it?

Love it!  Except for the fact that the web browser isn't strong enough to support E. 

[Bliss]

*looks at Mae, Trie, and Kaz..... and starts intently scheduling Certain Things on her BlackBerry*