Cleft 4 Dick 69: This time it's professional

[Cosmo_ac]

Cleft 4 Dick 69: This Time it's professional.

Part 1:  Knowing When To Pull Out

(A tongue-in-cheek (among other orficises) survival zombie game.  With Strippers.)

Lucy Lube had gotten her fill from the porn world.  She just couldn't swallow anymore.  So, what did the busty blond whose sole carreer had been built on screwing people get into next?  The only job where screwing people is to be expected and applauded.  She got into politics. 

Much to the surprise of those who simply saw her as an over the hill porn star (She hit 25 much too soon, her fans would lament) she found a strong following and voter base.  Some would claim that it was because of the younger generation were too liberal with their views.  Some claimed that her charisma was enough to win over the most stubbern of opponants.  Of course, others would say her promises of legal prostitution swayed many a male voter.

Once again Lucy surprised her oponants by winning the election for city mayor of Freeport.  She proved herself to both be inteligent and sauvy in the political field, showing herself to be a master debator and not being afraid to grease palms or engage in backdoor activities when needed.  Under her reign, Freeport, only a small city at the time, became a thriving metropolis.

A large contribution to the cities constant surplus was through both gambling as well as the cities thriving adult empire.  It's unknown how Lucy managed to convince the senator to put forward a bill to legalize and regulate prostitution in Freeport, though there are rumors that Lucy slept with the man.  Other rumors say she slept with the man and his wife.  Still more say she slept with the senator, his wife, and the security guards that stumbled in.  The bill passed, and soon everybody was having a good time.

As one can imagine, a great deal of business flocked to the city, particuler in regard to the sex trade.  Strip clubs and Brothels opened on every corner, and adult movie producers were given pleasent tax breaks so they could shoot the big budget movies they always dreamed of doing.  Despite her retirement, even Lucy made a few cameo appearences.  With the girls and movies also came the toys and sexual aids, including companies that specifically focused on "Marital Aid" drugs.  One of the biggest companies was Bumbershoot Corp. which was working on one of the greatest medical experiments that mankind has been searching for since they climbed out of the premordial ooze.  A drug that makes their penis bigger.

Much to the delight of the men of Freeport (and the women) such a drug was figured out, and pretty soon all the men of the city were walking around with larger then average bulges in their pants, and the women were walking around with larger then average smiles on there faces (and in some cases, a bit bowlegged).  For a time everybody was happy and things couldn't look better.  But then, expectedly, the unexpected happened, as the unexpected expectedly does happen to those who don't expect it, but should expect the unexpected, as oposed to expecting the expected, which expectantly, doesn't happen.

It seemed that the pills had a side effect.  Asside from the men growing larger then average penises, their sex drive suddenly ramped up.  They wanted to fuck, and they wanted to fuck now.  Soon the city was overrun by male zombies, having lost their minds except for their basier instincts.  The country did what needed to be done, which was to evacuate as many sexy women as possible.  Sadly, not everybody managed to make it to an evact station in time...

So, for those who have made it this far down the text, I congratualate you, and then I keep typing.  This game idea came to me from playing Left 4 Dead 2, and my own male hormones, along with the graphic comic Alicia in Neverland.  I am looking for four female charactors who are strippers/prostitutes/adult movie stars that have banded together to survive the plague of sex crazed, large dicked, buff men out there who's only interest is to plow these women until they die from orgasmic heart failure.  The women will be armed, and attempting to escape the city, having to rely on their brains, guns, breasts, skills, asses...you get the point.

I'm looking for four DD cupped ladies (Char pics please) who are ready to try and escape Freeport, and maybe (deffinitly) do some fucking allong the way.  If I see interest, I shall give a few more details, and then we shall get the balls bouncing.       

[MzHyde]

This is so hilarious I have to be in on it. :3

[Cosmo_ac]

This is so hilarious I have to be in on it. :3

Good, good, they are gathering :p.

I'm glad you like my perverse sense of humor.  People are certainly welcome to ask questions in regards to the game if they have them.

[rachelmat1]

I'd love to be in on this too. This is great ;D

[Cosmo_ac]

Well, thats 2 so far.  Good to see that i'm getting some attention!  Players are free to ask any questions they have.

[Blinkin]

I was chuckling all of the way through this, and if I could produce a photo, I would toss my hat... err... whatever... into the ring as one of the characters.

Alas, images are beyond me and while it looks like a lot of fun, I think I'm out of the running.

[MzHyde]

If you want to come up with a description for a girl, I'd be happy to do an image search for you Blinkin. I'll find one that fits.

[Blinkin]

Ok, thanks. :) I appreciate that.

I'll have to think about this... DD and curvy in the right places... a prostitute, porn starlet or stripper... decisions, decisons...

[Vaulera]

I have some interest in this, being a fan of both left for dead 2 and tongue in cheek humor, smut included.

[Blinkin]

Thank you MzHyde, I am in your debt. :)

Ok, here's a pelim for a character concept...

Name: Trixy Turner
Profession: Adult Film Actress
Measurements: 38DD, 28, 36


Trixy is a bubbily, girl of 19 who has already made a name for herself in the film industry as a girl who'll turn any trick for the cameras. Some say it's because she's about as smart as a pack of bubblegum, others think it's simply because she has expensive taste and you get paid more for the kinky and perverted stuff. In reality, it's a little of both. Trixy would never  graduate at the top of her class, but she posesses a ruthless streak half a mile wide and the ambition to play on the fact that she's thought of as nearly brainless. The fact that she doesn't blink twice about spreading her legs to get ahead... or giving head to get ahead, only adds to the illusion.

Standing 5'7, her long, curly raven hair frames a heart shaped face that is dominated by deep, chocolate brown eyes and slightly pouty lips that are usually curled into a mischievous grin. Lightly tanned skin and a slender neck flow into well shaped shoulders, full, firm breast that are capped with large, dusky nipples before flowing into a flat belly and soft, rounded hips and tight ass. Long, slender legs finishes out the body that manages to look soft and toned at the same time with it's lush curves.

image

http://i47.tinypic.com/waq1vr.jpg

[MzHyde]

Odd, it doesn't work clicking on that. This is the image;

[Cosmo_ac]

Well, it seems that we've managed to find four lucky, or unlucky, girls.  I will get a little more into the details of the game.  As far as char creation, when it comes to writing backgrounds, feel free to have some fun.  Ie, perhaps the girl is a stripper, but she's also an ex-marine.  Maybe she's got a PHD and took the job of a hooker for her thesis.  Your call, but feel free to have some fun with it.

[Blinkin]

Ok... lets just try the straight address...

http://i47.tinypic.com/waq1vr.jpg

some Background:

Trixy Turner, real name Karen Turner, grew up the only child of Reverand Joshua Turner and Olivia Sexton Turner of Sparta Mississippi, where her father oversaw the Southern Baptist congregation of the First (thousandth) church of... blah, blah, blah....

Karen had never been interested in her father's work and made an active effort to avoid it whenever she could. It wasn't that she didn't believe, it was more that she didn't believe her fahter fire and brimstone version of things... plus she hated her father... So, although  raised like any baptist minister's child, like all southern baptist daughters, she rebeled in subtle but profound ways from the age of 8 and only became more bold as she got older; loosing her virginity in a loud and public way on the highschool football field right after "The Big Game" and everyone knew that it wasn't one of the players!

Karen was a reasonably fair student in school, her attention too often diverted from her classes by the fact that she could get her grades in more... creative... ways and with her early developing body, guys were more than happy to do things for her... or to her... What she excelled at were sports. She played softball, soccer, cheerleading and track &field, where she actually placed in the state finals well enough to get a scholarship for college. Riding the scout like a possessed succubus didn't hurt things either.

Karen's college career didn't get off to a great start. Although she did well enough in the courses to stay on the track team and she appeared to have a natural talent for (among other things) business, she got on the wrong side of a professor's wife and had a hard timemaking the same connections that had helped her in high school and her financial aid dried up.

In order to keep her education going... and her affair with the angry woman's husband... she turned to an area that looked right up her... errr... alley... it would also drive her father positively nuts!

"Trixy Turner" was born and within a few months, she had established a reputation for doing anything for the money, and enjoyin her work just a little too much. Karen still attended college at night, but her first made for video movideo found itself in her father's mailbox a full week before release; complete with Trixy on the cover with wide eyes, an "Oh!" on her lips and a censored out cock between her breast.

Skills:
Running
club,
throwing,
sex appeal,
manipulation
acting,
flexible
screaming

[MzHyde]

Name: Mitsuru 'May' Watanabe
Age: 26
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 110lbs
BWH: 38DD-23-34
Occupation: Ex-Stripper, Soccerate Instructor

Bio: Born in Osaka, Japan, but raised in the good 'ol USA, Mitsuru (May) Watanabe has always been kind of a guy's girl. Most of her friends have always been male, and she enjoys sports and terrible British comedy, like most of her friends. Of course, being stacked to hell and back doesn't hurt when it comes to making friends with guys, either. May has always had an interest in physical activities (she also considers sex a physical activity - reverse cowgirl really works the leg muscles) and has done everything from softball to rock climbing, but she fancies martial arts and soccer the most. Her first job was putting her natural beauty to use down at The Jiggle Hut, but as soon as she managed to save up enough money she opened up her own dojo where she began teaching a style of martial arts that she invented; Soccerate. It combines martial arts with soccer, resulting in a high-impact and high-energy version of the world's most popular sport. Sadly to say, it doesn't seem to be catching on. On the plus side, she's great at kicking balls.

Abilities:
-Athletic
-Martial Artist
-Flexible
-High Stamina

[Cosmo_ac]

Looking good Ladies.  With any luck the other two girls will post soon, and we can get the balls bouncing! :D

[Acid]

Instead of a stripper, can I be a pole dancer?

[MzHyde]

You can, but I can't promise that you will fully understand the secrets of Soccerate. :3

[Cosmo_ac]

Instead of a stripper, can I be a pole dancer?

That should be ok, but I want to give Vaulera and Rachelmat1  a few more days before I replace them.  However, if you want to post a profile in the meanwhile so you can be ready to go at the drop of a hat, I encourage it.

[Cosmo_ac]

Ok, so still looking for two female characters.  Come on ladies, and join in what should be some sexy fun.