The I'm so tough game.

[OrchidofDarkness]

My own mind dont know me


I am so evil

[Mordred]

.. only one delicious, beautiful, flawless fluid keeps my cells squirming with glee.. and wakes my greedy soul every damn time that fucking sun finally descends.. Human Blood.

I'm so deceptive..

[OrchidofDarkness]

I dont even trust myself and I m the one being deceptive..

I'm so trusting (Honestly would I hurt you?  ;)

[Mordred]

.. I let mosquitos land on me.. ohhhh, those poor little things just want a place to rest the wings for a moment, right?

I'm so washed up..

[OrchidofDarkness]

that bleach is put to shame

I so cute as a vampire

[Mordred]

*ok.. I'll bite.. no.. really.. I will.. in that way also* :P

.. people keep mistaking me for a long, lost relation of those chubby little blue things *refuses to say their name, but rhymes with turf*.. that frolick in the forest.

I'm so spankable..

[Captain Maltese]

That people just call you 'ole bubblebutt'.

I am so cynical...

[Rescate]

...that I am already rolling my eyes in preperation for how predictable and blasé the following sentence will be.

I am so utterly swanky...

[Mordred]

.. I eat my Gold-Leaf edition Snickers bar with only the finest cutlery.. given to me when I bestowed one of my castles to Princess Agustina back in the 1700s. Mmm.. she was quite a lovely morsel. *ok, struggled with that*

I'm so stubborn..

[blackdeathskulls]

...everything I say is right, even when I know I'm not

I'm so amazing...

[Mordred]

.. when I come out at night, the stars squint and stare at me as I pretend I'm not also admiring their awesomeness.

I'm so psychedelic..

[blackdeathskulls]

...I make people hallucinate more than shrooms do

I'm so sexy...

[Mordred]

.. honestly, should I even bother with clothes? Naw, I'm going as-is.

I'm so sadistic..

[Flaming]

...it was me that invented traffic

I'm so masochistic

[blackdeathskulls]

...emos can't tell if I inflicted my own scars or not

I'm so bouncy..

[Mordred]

.. every night I wake with bruises on my forehead from constantly smacking into the lid of my damn box.

I'm so materialistic..

[OrchidofDarkness]

I cant stand to not have everything done in blue.

I'm so evil...

[blackdeathskulls]

The devil doesn't even want me over for dinner.

I'm so crazy...

[Mordred]

.. I've pre-ordered my straitjacket.. blue with a little set of fangs on the top pocket.. for when that inevitable time comes and I get the little knock on my coffin late on some unsuspecting afternoon.

I'm so underwhelmed..

[Styx26]

...That I should be paid just to be here.

I'm so sleepy.

[Sybl]

Sheep are counting me.

I'm so crazy...

[Mordred]

Sheep are talking to me.

I'm so lazy..

[blackdeathskulls]

I can't even breathe without someone doing it for me

I'm so hurtful

[Captain Maltese]

...that the lawers of McDonalds refuse to work for me.

I am so tactful...

[Flaming]

I can read Braille with my toes

I'm so delighted