Corrupt a wish

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Mara Brewer

Granted. You just used it. How did it feel?

I wish my room would clean itself.

I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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NiceTexasGuy

(it felt great, thank you)

Granted.  Your room achieved self awareness, kicked you out, then linked together with every other room to take over the world.

I wish I could invent a time machine.
What a shame -- The money you spent on those tattoos could have gone toward a boob job.
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AutumRose

granted but it only does three time periods once activated,,     1801   1466  and  2323     and thats every day ...




i wish i had not had that kebab ...


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NiceTexasGuy

Granted.  You had haggis instead.

Speaking of Scottish cuisine, I wish I had shortbread cookies.
What a shame -- The money you spent on those tattoos could have gone toward a boob job.
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AutumRose

granted with flies  instead of currents..




Speaking of scotland.. I would wish for neeps and tatty scons....
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NiceTexasGuy

Granted, but only sort of ... the wish granter misunderstood the request and gave you creeps with tattoos and spoons.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.
What a shame -- The money you spent on those tattoos could have gone toward a boob job.
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AutumRose

roars with laughter
granted you can  but only  one tune scotland the brave  in  c#

wish i could skinny dip in lock ness
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NiceTexasGuy

Quote from: AutumRose on May 24, 2013, 11:47:19 AM
wish i could skinny dip in lock ness

(I ain't touchin' that one with a ten foot pole.)
What a shame -- The money you spent on those tattoos could have gone toward a boob job.
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Nataleigh

Quote from: AutumRose on May 24, 2013, 11:47:19 AM
roars with laughter
granted you can  but only  one tune scotland the brave  in  c#

wish i could skinny dip in lock ness

Granted. It'll be a very nice swim, but uneventful too. No lock ness monster for you!

I wish I had wings so I could fly everywhere and not have to pay for a plane ticket. :P
I'm BACK from vacation! <3 <3 <3

We need more teachers and students at St. Jude! Please join! <3

AutumRose

granted but the chain round your ankle is still picked up as weight  at  border security and you get taxed




I wish  i could find the off button for justin beiber
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Mara Brewer

Granted. It is on the colon of George W. Bush.

I wish I had a clever pet rat.
I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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HannibalBarca

Granted.  He's there now, and has brought his 34,742 relatives with him.


I wish I could find a picture so incredibly awesome, I was willing to have it tattooed on me.
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Nataleigh

Granted. Too bad you picked the wrong tattooist. When finished, you find that the tattoo is a deformed parody of the glory that was that perfect picture you found.

I wish I had a magical stove that would cook food for me. :D
I'm BACK from vacation! <3 <3 <3

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Randall Flagg

Granted. But the only thing it will make is burnt grilled cheese sandwiches.

I wish for world peace.

Nataleigh

Granted. *large explosions are heard in the background* Did you say peace or pieces? Oh well.

I wish for the perfect video game... that fulfills every gamer's desire in a video game. o_o
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Snapespersephone

granted but it is to expensive for almost every gamer to buy

I wish for my husband to have a higher sex drive
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Mara Brewer

Granted. Roughly a week later (and I do mean roughly) you discover that given enough determination, your nethers actually can chafe. Horribly.

I wish for a 55 gallon tub of lube and 5 lbs of glitter.



I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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Randall Flagg

Granted. You are also now Jabba the Hutt's new sex toy.

I wish I had a three foot long penis.

NiceTexasGuy

Granted.  You now have a three foot long penis.   ;D

I wish I could finish the book I'm trying to read.
What a shame -- The money you spent on those tattoos could have gone toward a boob job.
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Nataleigh

Granted! If by finish, you mean accidentally catch on fire and lose the last third of the novel before being able to quench the flames...

I wish everything I drank (e.g. soda, water, milk, etc) tasted awesome AND was good for me, too!
I'm BACK from vacation! <3 <3 <3

We need more teachers and students at St. Jude! Please join! <3

Randall Flagg

*POOF* You are now a fish swimming about the ocean.

I wish I had a full time housekeeper to keep my house clean.

Snapespersephone

granted to bad she likes to do bad things to house pets

I wish my boobs were bigger
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Randall Flagg

*quirks an eyebrow* - what sort of bad things?

*POOF*
Granted! Your are now blessed with massive boobs -
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mmmmmm sexxxay

I wish I was smarter.


Mara Brewer

Granted, you may gain one IQ point for every year of your life you agree to sacrifice.

I wish this nail polish would dry faster...
I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It dries the instant it comes into contact with air.

I wish for an orange soda that doesn't taste horrible.
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