Corrupt a wish

[Rex33]

granted, but your second always misplaced it.

I wish the love of my life loved me as well

[Kane Gunlock]

Granted but she developes a stalker crush on you and is handcuffed to you day and night

I wish I had a pizzeria

[Rex33]

Granted, but its a pizzeria infested with rats and you can only make pizzas with human toesnails as the toppings

[Daoine Sidhe]

Free wish!  Who wants the free, corrupt-free wish?

I wish for a lusty lover for the night.

[saphireMARIE]

Granted, but seen as you didn't state what sort of lover other than lusty you get a clingy lover who never wishes to leave your side. Leaving you with no free time.

I wish I could have a cuddle tonight.

[Kane Gunlock]

Granted but its with a tentacle rape monster have.fun ;)

I wish I had uncanny painting abilities

[saphireMARIE]

granted, you can now paint tiny pictures perfectly but any paintings on anything bigger than 10x10 (inch meter, whatever canvases are usually measured in :S) will fail on you.

I wish that this tentacle rape monster would hurry up and get here!

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Turns out the tentacle rape monster is also clingy (no pun intended).

I wish to share the tentacle monster... And miss Marie. And I'm going to use that free wish from earlier. :P

[saphireMARIE]

Mm granted, it turns out the tentacle monster really likes you and decides it is more clingy when it comes to you!

I wish that Daoine uses her free wish well :)

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  I use my free wish to wish to replace the tentacle monster with Miss Marie.

[saphireMARIE]

Granted, that will work out perfectly as long as you don't mind cuddles :P

I wish that I wasn't so tired because I like this at the moment!

[Daoine Sidhe]

I love cuddles!  Granted.  I've got a couple of ways to wake you up.  Depending on your definition of corrupt, they could still apply. ;)  (Otherwise, there's always a bucket of ice water...)

I wish for a bucket of ice water... And a bottle of champagne.

[saphireMARIE]

Hmm I like the sound of that!

Granted, but the bottle of champagne comes in the water in the hope you don't throw it at me! I'm awake now!

I wish that the ice cold water doesn't land on me!

[Kane Gunlock]

It does but the it lands on the person next to you instead freezing her in a block of ice

Wish I had hulu plus

[saphireMARIE]

Granted, but because I don't know what hulu plus Is I assume you mean hula hoops and you get those instead D:

I wish it wasn't Daoine Sidhe who was next to me D:

[Rex33]

granted, but now they are behind you.

I wish to be the greatest snowball thrower ever

[Krisje]

granted but as soon as you touch any snow it melts before you can make a snowball of it

I wish for a fresh cup of tea ^_^

[saphireMARIE]

Granted except it turns out to be ice tea

I wish I was more of an angel than a devil

[Rex33]

Granted, but you a corrupted angel, while still being part devil.

I wish I had the scientific revelation to cure cancer.

[jessie123]

Granted but it causes AIDS

I wish for dragons to be real

[DarkEnigma]

Granted, yet they became extinct yesterday.


I wish for Sunday drivers to stop driving like senior citizens.

[Hazel]

Granted they now drive like they're blind.

I wish I couldn't get sick.

[IzabellaJ]

granted, but now you can never leave your sealed decontamination zone, doomed to live an isolated life.

I wish I had better artistic skills.

[jessie123]

Granted, but you can only draw your family... naked

I wish i could talk to animals

[IzabellaJ]

granted, but now you can't talk to humans.

I wish I had a fashionable scarf, it's cold out.