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Started by Bliss, December 13, 2007, 09:09:42 PM

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Bliss

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Elvi

Hmmmmm....as someone who works with latex in it's liquid form and knows what a pain it is to remove (especially if hair is involved) and the smell it has...
Well I'm not sure that it'll really take off.
(Can't see this in someones back pocket, as they head off to the locla night club)

However, I do know certain rubber fetishists who would drool of this....*grins*
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Caeli

That's... interesting.

I can't see someone bringing this into the bedroom though o_o;

Quote"Hold on a second while I put on the condom." Hsssssssssssssssssssssssss...
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I do not think that a spray on would inspire much confidence in the products assigned task...
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misswebcam

Great! But, where's going the semen????

Kazyth

I'll stick with Trojan.  Used many, many, many of them in my time without a single break.  You can't beat that, especially now with some sort of spritzer.
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.


Elvi

Quote from: Kazyth on February 20, 2008, 01:44:13 PM
I'll stick with Trojan.  Used many, many, many of them in my time without a single break.  You can't beat that, especially now with some sort of spritzer.

First thing I thought, when I read that, was ..."Oh safe cyber sex"....*laughs*
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Caustic

... why not just keep a bucket of interior semi-gloss by the bed?
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kongming

Quote from: Kazyth on February 20, 2008, 01:44:13 PM
I'll stick with Trojan.

Good idea. Use a condom named after something that, when accepted into an enemy base, suddenly released a whole heap of little men who wreaked havoc!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

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Trieste

*grins at kong* That fact is part of their advertising campaign, last time I heard an ad.

That and Trojan Man. ^_^

Kazyth

Bahahaha, Kong darlin', mock the name as you wish.  However, I will more than happily stick with a brand that has kept me from being a daddy for a decade and a half of vigorous sex.

*nods nods*
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.