Breakup with the person above you!

[Tagnizkur]

Sorry Shade... you were just an experiment.. Im going back to women now.  So Belle.. how you doin!

[Belle33]

I can't be with you Tagnizkur.  I've fallen in love with Shade.

[Tagnizkur]

Sorry belle.. your name reminds me of the lady who likes sparkly vampires..  it has to end

[Belle33]

Tagnizkur, you've called me the wrong name in the heat of passion for the last time - we're through!

[olive]

You always nibble on your nails. I need you to nibble on me! You can't meet my needs. I'm outtie!

[Jazra]

Your tiny waist is très divine
the heart shaped ass makes me shiver
Told our friends you'd always be  mine
Now I guess you'll cry a river
Because I gave you up for Lent
so honey, please pack up  your tent

[Adammair]

You're always getting footprints on the walls...and not in a good way, either.  I've had it!

[olive]

I can't ever cuddle with you, without you breaking out the hatchet and swordy thing. You're way too jumpy for me. I'm gone.

[Belle33]

You never put our arms down.  It's over!

[Nico]

Darling, you're cute and all, but always with that cape? We're so done!

[Jazra]

It may be shallow, but I can't handle a man who looks so much better in tight leather than me.

[Luther]

You've had your feet up there so long all the blood's ran to your head and it's about to explode so I'm off before it does!

[Jag]

I knew there was another woman! Both of you, get out!

[Luther]

We will but I'm taking my corset with me - strip!

[Belle33]

We always come so close, but you never kiss me.  You're too much of a tease.  We're done.

[Insanityenviesme]

you keep biting your fingers, but when I bite your lips you yell at me.. Its so not fair!! I cant do this!!

[Belle33]

I ask you to indulge my oral fixation and you refuse.  I guess we aren't meant to be.

[Insanityenviesme]

How can you be soo against bras?! They're so pretty..I'm sorry, but I cant be with you anymore

[Belle33]

Why does it take you so long to get home?  I'm tired of waiting - it's over!

[Insanityenviesme]

Why are you always asleep when I get home?! Honestly, this is ridiculous! Goodbye!

[Jazra]

I know I said I wanted tall, dark and mysterious. But you took it to extremes, so I'm out of here.

[Insanityenviesme]

You're one to talk!! How the eff can I live with you when all you show me is a pair of legs?! I was hoping you were just teasing, but this is too much!!

[olive]

(If you are going to stand out there and stare into my window all night please have the decency to zip up your pants?) 

You're always out there but you never come up here. I can't handle this long distance affair any longer. Shoo!

[Insanityenviesme]

(Uhh.. What if I like a healthy breeze around my privates :p )

I beg you to stop teasing me with that gorgeous behind, but you never listen!! Gah, I cant take it anymore!!

[olive]

Holding my kitty cat hostage in that little black bag won't convince me to take you back. I never liked that one anyway.  Please move on!