"Famous" Last Words

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Inkidu

#350
April 24, 2009, 01:09:24 PM
Uh duh, it's Rat poison! It obviously only works on rats.
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Autumn Sativus

#351
May 01, 2009, 12:55:59 AM
"I guess it's alright..." - Desan
Us against the world
Just a couple sinners making fun of hell

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tesseractive

#352
May 01, 2009, 01:04:54 AM
I've heard they have some great jewelry in there. I bet that "Beware of Rottweilers" sign is just there to scare people.
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Fireeyes

#353
May 01, 2009, 09:54:02 AM
"Don't worry, its just a myth that anyone who enters this house never leaves it again"

ShamshielDF

#354
May 01, 2009, 11:38:30 AM
What do you mean by "cold iron"?  Room temperature steel should work!
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Shiri

#355
May 01, 2009, 12:14:03 PM
"Of course I didn't eat the poison apple! That would be stupid..."

Fireeyes

#356
May 01, 2009, 01:08:13 PM
"Well if Johnny told me to jump of a bridge of course I wouldn't but thats not the same thing...."

Shiri

#357
May 01, 2009, 01:28:27 PM
"They said on TV that you're most likely to get struck by lightning than killed by a..."

Fireeyes

#358
May 01, 2009, 01:29:43 PM
"Don't worry I built it myself, see....its completely............"

Shiri

#359
May 01, 2009, 01:32:43 PM
"There's only one of you and seven of us!"

MzNurse

#360
May 01, 2009, 07:01:56 PM
Fighter:"No!  If you create light in this dark cave you'll wake the
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Cleric: *as the rest of the party stares at him*  What?  I'm not climbing down there to resurrect him!
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Astrofig

#361
May 01, 2009, 09:55:19 PM
"Hey guys! Watch me use my scarf as a bungee cord!!"

Rhapsody

#362
May 02, 2009, 12:29:38 AM
"I feel like a god."
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Fireeyes

#363
May 02, 2009, 12:40:21 AM
"Nothing can kill me, I've cheated death many a times."

Myrleena

#364
May 02, 2009, 01:56:23 AM
"Come on, I'm only two rounds ahead of the party!"

At which point the druid is jumped by the Paragon Adult Shadow Dragon.

Darius

#365
May 02, 2009, 01:58:04 AM
I'm sure.. cut the RED wire.
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Oreo

#366
May 02, 2009, 02:42:46 AM
*Revs up the chain saw* "Sure, I can make the tree fall away from the house."

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Sel Nar

#367
May 02, 2009, 07:22:20 AM
(A classic)

'Hold my Beer and Watch this.'

Shiri

#368
May 02, 2009, 01:23:56 PM
"I need two points before I level up!"

ShamshielDF

#369
May 02, 2009, 02:34:42 PM
"Basilisk?  I only fail my save on a nat one!"

Said by the monk moments before the paladin put his resultant statue in the bag of holding.
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MzNurse

#370
May 02, 2009, 03:24:27 PM
Relax!  I've never missed a trap yet...
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The Golden Touch

#371
May 02, 2009, 06:09:57 PM
Don't worry... There is no chance it will blow up...

"Yesterday was the easy day."
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Dreamweaver

#372
May 02, 2009, 06:11:08 PM
"I bet her bark's just way worse than her bite."

The Golden Touch

#373
May 02, 2009, 06:14:22 PM
I won't drop you!

"Yesterday was the easy day."
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Oreo

#374
May 02, 2009, 07:57:25 PM
Installing light fixture: "Of course I turned of the electricity"

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin
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