Corrupt a wish

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Formless

Granted , but you'll never be able to wear clothes or buy new blankets and your existing ones start tearing away.  ::)

I wish for once I can have a lag-free game online.

Undeniable Sin

Granted. Everyone else near you lags to the point of anger and they take it out on you. (I think someone is breaking all your windows.)

I wish I could spend one day with Adam Levine.
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Stella Maris

Granted, but he's just come down with some horrible and contagious plague, and your one day turns into a terrible quarantine with no end in sight.

I wish I didn't have to deal with so much spam email.
“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants - use it to get into their heads.”
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Snapespersephone

Granted but your email has crashed and will never be recoverable again
I wish I could have a new "experience"
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Seara

Granted, but this new "experience" is a stroke and you can now not move the left side of your body.

I wish I could go on vacation to a hotel someplace warm and tropical all by myself for a month

Trouble1

Done. But the bed has bed bugs and the faucet drips. It smells terrible and rains everyday. Did I mention you're here for a month.

I wish I could disappear for a day.
O/O

guardtherealm

Granted, you disappear for a day, but all of your possessions disappear forever.

I wish a beautiful woman would come and give me a massage.

Stella Maris

Granted, but she's also completely untrained and inadvertently paralyzes you with her crude attempts at shiatsu.

I wish I could have access to a catalog of every song I've ever liked that automatically updates with new ones as they are released.
“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants - use it to get into their heads.”
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Snapespersephone

Granted but somehow Rebecca Black's songs get added as well and can not be removed
I wish I had cupcake that had not been messed with
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

SummerWhispers

Granted, but now that is you have to eat, All meals every day.

I wish I could go away on vacation

Undeniable Sin

Granted. You wind up with Seara in a horrible hotel sharing a twin sized matress with bed bugs for a whole month.

I wish my internet would allow movie streaming without pausing to buffer every two minutes!
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Snapespersephone

Granted but it only works for gay porn
I wish it was dinner time
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

MelisaArtemis

granted but there is no food for you

I wish I can get away with being naked 24/7 :P

Formless

Granted , but then everyone will realize there's nothing wrong with that and start walking naked. Oh and they'll frown upon the dressed.

I wish I can move the cursor on my screen with my eyes.

Snapespersephone

granted but now your eyes are stuck in one place and can not move
I wish I was queen for a day
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Undeniable Sin

Granted. Your thrones  is overthrown in that day and you are imprisoned for the rest of your life.

I wish bubbles were $100 dollar bills
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Trouble1

Granted... bubbles are now worth $100... uh oh... POP - there goes all your money.

I wish I could met a cute and nerdy girl.
O/O

Undeniable Sin

Granted you meet the perfect cute and nerdy girl for you... happily in love with her husband

I wish for someone to want naughty romantic moments with me
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Snapespersephone

granted but every moment becomes an romantic moment and you are to be celibate for the rest of your life
I wish I could find the perfect straight unmarried guy
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

guardtherealm

You have found the perfect straight unmarried guy of your dreams, but he has an ex wife that is the stuff of nightmares.  After your first date, you awake to find your car on fire!

I wish someone would fix the french doors downstairs.

Snapespersephone

Granted but they don't fix the locks and you get molested in your sleep
I wish I was not allergic to apples
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

guardtherealm

Granted, but now you are allergic to the sun!  (Also, being molested in my sleep, may not be a bad thing.)

I wish Snape had lived.


Snapespersephone

Snape lives but now his persephone is sad and kills you in his place.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Seara

Granted, but no one wants to eat you so you grow mold and rot in a very painful way

I wish my work time would go faster than my non-work time

Snapespersephone

granted but now you are stuck in a vacuum of nothingness when not at work.
I wish my hair was longer
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.