You know you are over 40 if...

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Rolo

You thought Fonzie was cool and Richie was actually Opie all grown up!

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

Anesa

You know who's girlfriend "Pinky Tuscadero" was?   

Rolo

You had a big ass comb in the back pocket of your Hash Jeans.

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

Taymynx

#278
Quote from: elone on September 25, 2011, 02:33:44 AM
*now you are just making things up*

You rode a skateboard that didn't bend.

You made your own skateboard by dismantling "key" skates and nailing them onto the bottom of a 2 by 4 by 10....(well, maybe your big brother did it for you)
or got screamed at by your mom when picking up the party line phone while the other party was on a call....
or when your allowance was a nickle and that was a LOT of candy.
Like the saying goes, that which doesn't kill me has made a serious tactical misjudgement.
Taymynx 's Storyboard Ons and Offs, The Happy Wife Storytelling , intro

Taymynx

DROP, DUCK, and COVER Drills...

and by God, your skirt had better touch the back of your calves while on your knees, if not the ground, or you were headed home....and your brother's hair had better not touch his ears or collar.

This is a fun thread!
Like the saying goes, that which doesn't kill me has made a serious tactical misjudgement.
Taymynx 's Storyboard Ons and Offs, The Happy Wife Storytelling , intro

Rolo


Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

Autumn52

If you remember playing with paper dolls. Also when Ken and Barbie were not anatomically correct. Also when baby dolls did not look real.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Rolo

If you remember when Oliver killed the Brady Bunch, and your wife used to babysit the actor that played Oliver.

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

Captain Maltese

If music videos on your tv were not originals, but versions translated to your own language by crappy musicians rented in by the state television.

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Sybl

You remember the original Lite Brite.

bunny

You remember Joanie and Cha Chi's first "date."
You like me because I'm a scoundrel.

Sybl

Your parents had a brand new 1953 Chevrolet and you rode in it.

Rolo

You know who's number is 867-5309.

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

Wykyd

You ever saw an episode of Love American Style!

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Autumn52

You use to watch Solid Gold every weekend
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

yoniek

you have watched television in your childhood in black and white.

derek

You know you are...
If you watched the Beatles on Ed Sullivan LIVE.

Rolo

You were ever paddled by the principal in grade school for stepping out of line.

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

TaintedAndDelish

Funny, when I was a kid, We had a gym teacher who used to give out birthday spanks in the cafeteria with a ping pong paddle while everyone watched and cheered...

Good times....

derek

You know you're over 40 when the 1964 Corvette Stringray was a new car in the showroom and not yet a classic

Mordred

Ok.. I forgot what it was like to be over 40. The year was 351.. and I was still in a chaotic transitional period.. (and to be completely honest.. certain memories are hazy.. for the ground does take it's toll). But.. what I can do is give my insight upon..

You know you are over 400 if...

You start to see the significance in everything.. every little swerve, each moment, and yes.. every adorable blade of vibrantly green grass.. and just beyond the fringes of awareness, you can feel that amazing pattern that encompasses all. It has a pulse.. I just wish it'd let me take a bite, even if it vaporized me out of existence as the inevitable price.
*See Pillory*

Codswallop

#297
There was a time in your life when you would have given anything to be this much of a masculine badass.


Street toughs circa 1984.
Not pictured: Dignity

TaintedAndDelish


... When people start labeling you as "mature"...not as in "fully matured" but rather as in "mature porn"

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auroraChloe

this on the telly meant it was sunday evening.... 

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