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Started by I dont know, December 13, 2011, 06:39:13 AM

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Cayenne

"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


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Zaphod


Cayenne

"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


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Zaphod

No handcuffs this time.

Cayenne

Alright, pillory it is!
"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


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Zaphod

Begone, ye foul temptation!

Cayenne

Ships sailed on temptation..!~
"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


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zenpai

do the helicopter ...quick
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.



Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

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assleigh

Hot wax? Cinnamon oil?
The queerest of the queer ... I know what's good for you (You can touch me if you want)

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Lost in Thought

How about Chocolate sauce?

Shewolf

That's edible body paint?

Cayenne

Mercury condoms are safe?
"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


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Shewolf

Don't want intelligent offspring?

The Jackal


Cayenne

That solved the itch!
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Macht


Shewolf

Next time I'll drive!

Macht


Rhapsody

Once more, with feeling.
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Cayenne

Oh, you're done? Okay.
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GentleMstr

Just with round one. ;)
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Cayenne

Oooh, thank you Master~
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Dovel

Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay