Sex is like...

Started by Gosco, March 15, 2010, 11:39:28 PM

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Nico

.... jumping into cool water on a hot day.  ;D

MasterMischief

It can be eye opening in the beginning and quite refreshing in the end.

How is sex like a zombie?

Autumn52

Well,.......Something does get eaten, (several times)

How is sex like a romantic comedy movie? (like couples retreat)
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

eroticslut

sex is like a romantic comedy because there is always a happy ending

sex is like rain because.......................................

DiverseDesires

you often have to dry yourself off afterwards


sex is like mowing the grass because............
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eroticslut

it takes several passes to get it just right

sex is like a bullet because ..............

NeroTheCat

sex is like a bullet because .............. when it passes it Hurts


Sex is like Pie because.........

eroticslut

its best eaten warm 

sex is like a guitar because ............

Beguile's Mistress

...striking the right chord and proper use of fingers is critical

Sex is like reading a book...

eroticslut

because its always better when you take you time and pay attention

sex is like riding a bike because ............

Autumn52

once you learn how to do it you never forget

How is sex like a stiff drink
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White Light be upon you if that is your wish

eroticslut

because first taste is kind of rough but once you get a good taste you keep drinking

Sex is like a race car because ...........

Autumn52

just like a race cars engine reves when driven by a good driver so does my body. I reve up quickly

How is sex like a peach picked straight from the tree
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White Light be upon you if that is your wish

eroticslut

because a fresh peach tastes good and if you want a differant one you have to climb the tree again

Sex is like running a Marathon because ..................

Autumn52

It can be exhausting but very very rewarding

How is sex like a great love song
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White Light be upon you if that is your wish

eroticslut

because even if the song is not about you it still makes you feel good

Sex is like a redhead because .............

Autumn52

It can be fiery and you will enjoy the explosion

How is sex like a good book
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White Light be upon you if that is your wish

eroticslut

Because it can be very good even when the cover does not look so hot

Sex is like comic strip because .............

Creshnagarine

Sex is like a comic strip because sometimes when your enjoying it you let out a little giggle.


Sex is like having a big screen HDTV.





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MasterMischief

Once you have it, you never want to go without.

Sex is like cleaning the bathroom.

thirteenhearts

Sex is like cleaning a bathroom because you have to get into all the nooks and crannies in order to do a good job.

How is sex like repairing a computer?

Yin

Because you have to turn it on and mount it.

How is sex like a clown? :3

Creshnagarine

There is no talking, a lot of action, and the makeup is great for both.






How is sex like mowing the lawn.





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Zelric Miras

It leaves a familiar scent behind

How is sex like a box of kittens?

Nevermore of blood ravens

You get to pet a tiny kitty and if you do it right they purr

how is sex like an elevator?