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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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PigPin

Granted,

Word spreads of your gathering but on the night no one shows because you put the wrong date and it's only one everyone had available.

I wish I had a double decker bus with a full drink bar, snack bar, and desert bar.

Mordred

Dude, you got it! Unfortunately, the city you live in.. plus any other city known to man (at least in this warped little wishing answer).. doesn't condone such monstrosities.. (although, personally.. I'd party there).. and you are ordered to park that thing in the driest of all deserts.. with no wheels.. a few wheel-clamps.. and a guard to make sure you stay inside as your punishment as they feed you warm water and stale bread.. I'm sorry. No.. really.. I am.

I wish I could be Zeus for a day.
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

*waves a ..... hand around* Granted, however as Zeus you spend ALL your time listening to all the other gods complain and whine and eventually you get a massive migraine headache that just won't go away.


I wish I was warm.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

VuurMeester

* VuurMeester sets Kazuume on fire.

Wish Granted!

I wish I was perfectly immortal, with nothing capable of hurting me mentally, nor emotionally.
O&O

Ramman

Granted. *turns you into a rock*

I wish i had a glass of orange juice.

VuurMeester

Granted!

* VuurMeester hands Ramman a glass of orange juice, complete with a complementary lethal dose of arsenic in it.

I wish I was a perfectly immortal human being, with nothing capable of hurting me mentally, physically nor emotionally.
O&O

Tamhansen

fine, you are put into an eternal unconscious stasis

I wish I'd find the incorruptable wish.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Ramman

Granted, but it belongs to me.

I wish I could remember where i put my incorruptible wish.

Tamhansen

granted, you just remembered, you traded it for a snowcone. Unfortunately the snowcone tasted terrible.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Shiny

granted. For reasons unknown, you wish for a defunct toaster.

I wish that it was 'Opposite Day'.
Nothing great, but for someone to share their thoughts.

Ramman

Granted, however long lines of people form to wish you a happy and long life.

I wish i had my own harem full of beautiful women.

I dont know

Granted, it's your harem, it belongs to you, except for the women ;)

I wish i wouldn't be myself

Anesa

Granted, you are no longer yourself, but you have come back as a "Micheal Jackson" look alike...but not when he looked his best!  ;P





I wish I was a super model

Ramman

Granted, but you are so beautiful that everyone is afraid to talk to you, as such you die sad and alone.

I wish I could find something to watch on tv.

I dont know

#189
Granted, but in soviet russia tv watches you. O_o

I wish Pigpin wouldn't watch me when i'm in the toilet taking care of my own business.

Sao

Granted! Pigpin won't watch you anymore, but every body will.
I wish I could fly.

Ramman

Granted.

However when you fly you must do so upside down and @$$ first or be completely disoriented and nauseated.

I wish I had some marshmallows and fire.

Shiny

Wishe shall be granted. Magically, a wisp of marshmallow laden wooden skewers appear beside you.

You venture outside, full of glee anticipating the second part of your wish.

As you're sitting in front of the fire, stuffed from all the marshmallows, you can't but wonder why it wasn't as good as you thought it would be... could be marshmallows aren't as good as they once were. Could be they couldn't live up to your expectations. Could be because you're car is the fuel for the fire.  >:)

I wished I was smarter.
Nothing great, but for someone to share their thoughts.

I dont know

Granted, you are smarter now... but you're in coma.

I wish i had sex with the person below me.


Tamhansen

granted, but it's phone sex, and the connection's terrible. And the line breaks up too soon.

I wish I had a refreshing frink.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Ramman

Granted however you get Professor Frink from Futurama and he isn't very refreshing.

I wish I had a another fun roleplay partner.

I dont know

Granted, but it turns out to be a stalker who wants you to send your underwear to him.

i wish for the next poster to undress.

Story Tale

*done* I am now behind my keyboard, nakie, but... you can't see. :P


I wish the next person would give me a jacket!

I dont know

Okay, you got the jacket, too bad it's completely see-through.

I wish the next person would say what to do to the next person.

Shiny

Granted. Butterscotch.

I wish I was a brilliant scientist.
Nothing great, but for someone to share their thoughts.